“Boxes of toilet paper make the best birthday presents. They really show I give a shit.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Presents are made for the pleasure of who gives them, not the merits of who receives them. — Carlos Ruiz Zafon Copy Share Image
Christmas is not as much about opening our presents as opening our hearts. — Janice Maeditere Copy Share Image
I get mad when people give me presents. I don't want them, I don't need them. — Suze Orman Copy Share Image
I'm not materialistic. I believe in presents from the heart, like a drawing that a child does. — Victoria Beckham Copy Share Image
I still buy nice pieces but, at the moment, they're presents for other people, so I only collect vicariously. — Michael Aspel Copy Share Image
I think the Huffington Post has been inventive and presents what it aggregates well. — Jill Abramson Copy Share Image
I give myself little presents all the time. But I don't do extravagant things. — Simona Halep Copy Share Image
Giving anyone anything takes courage, since so many presents backfire. A gift conspicuously at odds with your tastes serves only to betray… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
The New Testament presents, in its way, the same union of the divine and human as the person of Christ. In this… — Philip Schaff Copy Share Image
As an artist, I used to think that my responsibility was to do good work. But I had to learn from the… — Patti Smith Copy Share Image
Christmas is the one day of the year when it's most obvious someone's missing. It had to become less about the presents. — Jeff Brazier Copy Share Image
Yeah, I started when I was 6 years old. My brother and sister would get all of these presents at Christmas time… — Sara Gilbert Copy Share Image
Our country presents on every side the evidences of that continued favor under whose auspices it, has gradually risen from a few… — Martin Van Buren Copy Share Image
Because let's be clear about this: birthdays are for children. It's the one day of the year where they get properly spoilt… — Romesh Ranganathan Copy Share Image
O'Neill presents a very complex multi-layered kind of challenge. His characters are always deeply complex and, to a great extent, inaccessible. — Gabriel Byrne Copy Share Image
In this film George presents issues that are important, essential and vital, whoever you are, about constitutional rights and the bedrock of… — David Strathairn Copy Share Image
“Like everything else, holiday gifts escalate. The presents get better and better until one year you decide you don’t need anything else… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Paris presents one incessant round of amusement & dissipation but very little, I believe - even for its inhabitants of that society… — John Marshall Copy Share Image
I hate actual newspapers. In my opinion, they are only good for wrapping up presents or cleaning mirrors. Or packing boxes. Or… — Jasika Nicole Copy Share Image
I don't want to have to inadvertently find a gift and go like, "What the hell is? Oh no, that's for me."… — Neil Patrick Harris Copy Share Image
“I got nervous at bulls and eagles, Trying to figure what shape Zeus might take for sex When it could be your… — Ovid Copy Share Image
We have a media that presents every politician as being as bad as the next. There is no distinguishing between one good… — David Blunkett Copy Share Image
The Christmas presents once opened are Not So Much Fun as they were while we were in the process of examining, lifting,… — Benjamin Hoff Copy Share Image
The pressure of trying to buy presents for other people shakes me to my very core. — CMAT Copy Share Image
You can't open your presents 'til you write your thank-you letters. — Sharon Needles Copy Share Image
Classical music presents some of the world's most challenging pieces. — Jake Shimabukuro Copy Share Image
“Presents are made for the pleasure of the one who gives them , not for the merits of those who receive them” — Carlos Ruiz Zafón Copy Share Image
But I also like to shower my parents with presents. I bought them a beautiful car and a house. — Eva Herzigova Copy Share Image
He is ready, if the occasion presents itself, to throw the whole English population in the St. Lawrence. — Wilfrid Laurier Copy Share Image
The sum of all the current regulations presents ever increasing hurdles. — Scott Rigell Copy Share Image
You can't expect Heavenly Father to do everything for you, with some things, you have t earn his presents... — Naquitta Faith Copy Share Image
I have a very big family and a lot of friends, and buying presents is one of my favorite things to do. — L'Wren Scott Copy Share Image
“Presents? Cake? I could use a new bat, maybe some good work boots or running shoes.” — Patricia Hamill Copy Share Image
GOD GAVE US ALL GIFTS ITS UP TO YOU TO OPEN YOUR PRESENTS AND SHOW YOUR PRESENCE — LEONARD PAUL ROSE Copy Share Image