“A broke man’s lover doesn’t feel ‘loved’ on her Birthday, Christmas, and, on Valentine’s Day.” — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
An intellectual challenge presents itself? I am in bliss. Instantly, it brings forth the notion of triumph. — Philippe Petit Copy Share Image
For me, the most indispensable tool for wrapping presents is a wife. — W. Bruce Cameron Copy Share Image
There are those people when you're in their presents, the world seems to stand still. — Bulumko Pantsi Copy Share Image
I hate Christmas, really. I don't really give presents away or expect any. — Joy Bryant Copy Share Image
On my 30th birthday, all the presents I got were boxes of food. That's what I needed. — Kay Lenz Copy Share Image
“Every New Year people get you some presents but your best present you get never changes: Your own existence! It is also… — Mehmet Murat ildan Copy Share Image
There's usually one piece in 'Vanity Fair' every month that grabs me, but when it presents hatchet jobs without substantiation to impress… — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
“Last Minute: I have to buy all my presents at the last minute, she said, or I get too excited & just… — Brian Andreas Copy Share Image
He is the channels of my TV He is the pages of my book He is the key to my door He… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The web presents an opportunity to showcase any character your sick mind desires. Want to create a cross-dressing, deaf/mute, corrupt politician who… — Issa Rae Copy Share Image
“In the days approaching Christmas, she always reminds me of the previous year: 'Jane crocheted you an entire poncho, and all you… — Sara Baume Copy Share Image
I usually do quite well with presents, but the problem with Christmas is it's such a big build-up and such a big… — Michael McIntyre Copy Share Image
I like presents that a man has spent time on, doing them himself, like a card or anything that is made by… — Adriana Lima Copy Share Image
The Pain-Free Shopping Method: Buy a present for you, then a present for a friend. Then another present for you. Then a… — Cynthia Heimel Copy Share Image
No matter how many Christmas presents you give your child, there's always that terrible moment when he's opened the very last one.… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Most professional women I know - myself included - long since gave up looking for a rulebook or a roadmap; we make… — Nancy Gibbs Copy Share Image
What I dislike about movie culture is that it often presents a parable of our problems - but the issues are all… — Julian Fellowes Copy Share Image
Christmas won't be Christmas without any presents," grumbled Jo, lying on the rug. "It's so dreadful to be poor!" sighed Meg, looking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Christmas morning, before we could open our Christmas presents, we would go to this stranger's home and bring them presents. I… — George Clooney Copy Share Image
I am convinced that this approach, a mainstream Democratic approach, commands the strong support of the American people, and presents a sharp… — Robert Casey Copy Share Image
Step-parenting and being a step-sibling presents a lot of exciting opportunities. When families break up and re-form, there may be less order,… — Morris Gleitzman Copy Share Image
“Me: Did you get your tree yet? Ken: I'm a Jew, I don't decorate Christmas trees. Me: So you're going to go… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Let's get real for a moment. The true meaning of Christmas is presents. Nothing else. Presents. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I don't think you can very well give people as presents: they might not like it.” — T.H. White Copy Share Image
