Police Quotes · Page 35

The idea that the police cannot ask questions of the person that knows most about the crime is an infamous decision.

— Anonymous

Let soldiers on manoeuvres plant trees. Give police and criminals a shovel and a thousand seedlings.

— John Wright

Avoid being seized by the police. The cops are not your friends. Don't tell them anything.

— Hunter S. Thompson

This is the only advanced pose (Firefly Pose) I know that you can run away from the police in.

— Dharma Mittra

Once the people are terrorized, you can force a police state on them.

— Mae Brussell

You guys called the cops to get your frisbee out of the pond? Is this really a police matter?

— Jonah Hill

“I’ll see if I can find someone in the Toland Police Department who doesn’t use his brains to wipe his backside.”

— Anne Bishop

“Cops, I've learned, are like vampires; they can't come in unless you invite them.”

— jessica warman

The police force were outstanding in their field. But all they did was stand in their field. They kept passengers on board…

— Michael O'Leary

If police departments won't remove officers who lack integrity, prosecutors should ensure that no one is prosecuted based on those officers' unreliable…

— Chesa Boudin

Our ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he…

— Tommy Cooper

“We were aiming for a cross between Kafka and Orwell, which just goes to show how dangerous it can be when your…

— Ben Aaronovitch

I got married the second time in the way that, when a murder is committed, crackpots turn up at the police station…

— Delmore Schwartz

I used to have this dream that somebody was knocking at my door. I'd say 'Who is it?' and they'd answer 'Police.'…

— Leslie Nielsen

“If I have to take police protection in my own country from my own people, then there is something wrong with me,…

— Narendra Dabholkar

If labor mainly, or to any considerable degree, serves the purpose of a police, to keep men out of mischief, it indicates…

— Henry David Thoreau

If the word gets out, if the perception exists that by speaking to a CBS journalist you are, therefore, inevitably, immediately speaking…

— Floyd Abrams

I think as a police officer when you're dealing with a member of the public you put something on because you have…

— Lesley Sharp

The United States isn't a dictatorship ruling with a brutal army and an iron fist, so our police departments must understand that…

— Al Sharpton

And that brings us to tonight's word: Truthiness. Now I'm sure some of the word-police, the 'wordanistas' over at Websters, are gonna…

— Stephen Colbert

As I said last week in the wake of the grand jury decision, I think Ferguson laid bare a problem that is…

— Barack Obama

“It's the Baker Street division of the detective police force... There's more work to be got out of one of those little…

— Arthur Conan Doyle

We do not accept the Western way of thinking that there are two ways of life. At the same time, the police…

— Yoweri Museveni

“The encounter did not leave behind with Chief Inspector Heat that satisfactory sense of superiority the members of the police force get…

— Joseph Conrad

Child pornography is the only crime that you cannot report to the police as an eyewitness.

— Doug Stanhope

The only people in my whole life that have ever called me Edward are the police because it's on my license.

— Judge Reinhold

I was a fireman very early on in my life and a police officer, so I'm very militaristic, clean.

— Richard Rawlings

“A cop is a human creature born stupid and raised in stupidity.”

— Norman Mailer

The biggest qualification to be a good police officer is to have a high degree of emotional intelligence.

— Peter James

People don't believe this, but until sixth grade I'd never seen a white person who wasn't with the police or on TV.

— Patrick Beverley

Slavery cannot exist a day or an hour anywhere, unless it is supported by local police regulations.

— Stephen A. Douglas

The mob became unruly and the police were forced to resort to sex.

— Dick Cavett

I'm not blind to the fact that we have to do a better job with our relationships between the community and police.

— Stephanie Rawlings-Blake

Growing up, you always heard of cops beating people up behind buildings and letting them go. Now they just shoot them.

— DJ Yella

All the suspects have been arrested. police are looking for them

— Joseph Ole Lenku

America needs to be defended. We need missile defense to better police the skies over the United States.

— Rudy Giuliani

I don't want to play police games. When you start playing police games, I take myself out of the equation.

— Young Dolph

When the police came, they found my brother asleep on the roof. Nobody knows how he got there.

— Stephen Chbosky

“Law enforcement ignoring crimes reported to them by the public is an illegal activity that they routinely engage in.”

— Steven Magee

“The police have turned into an entity the public video record because they do not trust them.”

— Steven Magee