“The obedient Pit bull becomes the escaped tiger and it's got a knife” — Yahtzee Croshaw Copy Share Image
My dog is half pit bull, half poodle. Not much of a watchdog, but a vicious gossip! — Craig Shoemaker Copy Share Image
A pit bull is like a fighter. Every so often it needs to taste blood. — Barry McGuigan Copy Share Image
“She’s got the face of an angel and the soul of a pit bull–piranha hybrid.” — Mary Kay Andrews Copy Share Image
“She had as much personality as a pit bull and the pit bull was probably friendlier” — Maya Banks Copy Share Image
You learn a lot about America when you own a pit bull. You learn not just who likes your dog; you learn… — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a… — Joe Mande Copy Share Image
I love those hockey moms. You know what they say the difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull is? Lipstick. — Sarah Palin Copy Share Image
We're like America's little pit bull. They beat it, starve it, mistreat it, and once in a while they let it out… — Evan Wright Copy Share Image
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if it's a pit… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
“Retail therapy—usually one of my first resorts—wasn’t working; I felt like a cat that smelled pit bull.” — M.L.N. Hanover Copy Share Image
What do you say when your friends come to visit and the dog starts humping their leg. Well, if its a pit… — Robert Schimmel Copy Share Image
He's a pit bull," Adam said. "I know some really nice pit bulls." "He's the kind of pit that makes the evening… — Maggie Stiefvater Copy Share Image
When a cocker spaniel bites, it does so as a member of its species; it is never anything but a dog. When… — Tom Junod Copy Share Image
I have a husband and four rescue dogs. There is no option of no dogs on the bed. This is how I… — Alicia Silverstone Copy Share Image
Who ... what are they?" "My pride and glory," Alex said fondly. "Betty and Lucy Coltrane. Best damned bouncers in the business.… — Simon R. Green Copy Share Image
I want you to buy this pit bull. This will protect your valuables.' I don't own anything very valuable. If I buy… — Norm MacDonald Copy Share Image
“By fending off police, pit bulls were portrayed as crack-dealing “accomplices” who abetted the rapid growth of the drug trade. To see… — Bronwen Dickey Copy Share Image
“Dex isn't a big guy by any means. He's on the short side and toned but still thin. But he has unpredictable… — Karina Halle Copy Share Image
I work too much to be an appropriate parent. I feel like a bad mom to my dog [Isaboo, a pit bull]… — Rachael Ray Copy Share Image
We only have one dog now. Calamity Jane had to be put down. She was very old, and her medicine no longer… — Gene Wolfe Copy Share Image
“Depends on the dog. Big country dogs like these? Yeah. It's the fancy city ones that give me trouble. Overbred, Dad says.… — Kelley Armstrong Copy Share Image
“I have to admit, for a second it was sort of turning me on, because I kept imagining Georgia in a very… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
“Pit Bull bans are enormously expensive and ineffective. And if breed discriminatory ordinances are passed, people who love their pets will fight… — Ledy Van Kavage Copy Share Image
When I was little, my friends would gush over wedding gowns and honeymoons. But I saw too many people flush decades together… — Ellen Hopkins Copy Share Image
“But there are also problems that we aren’t at fault for, yet we are still responsible for them. For example, if you… — Mark Manson Copy Share Image
“Some of those reported legitimate pit bull attacks—the price of so many unsocialized, abused, and aggressively trained dogs popping up around the… — Jim Gorant Copy Share Image
Remember when you fell out of that tree on the farm when you were ten, and broke your arm? Remember how he… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
“Chelsea was something else. Like an unstoppable force of nature. Similar to a hurricane or a tornado. Or a pit bull. Violet… — Kimberly Derting Copy Share Image
“This morning, thanks to a controlled near-death experience, I was lucky enough to meet, at the far end of the blue tunnel,… — Kurt Vonnegut Copy Share Image
The Heimlich maneuver works on house pets. My pit bull was choking on his dinner. I squeezed his stomach and the neighbor's… — Scott Wood Copy Share Image
Look, I'm still a goateed guy with a bunch of tattoos, but I've got a poodle and not a pit bull. I… — Richard Rawlings Copy Share Image
I want to tell my fake friends, yeah come and pick some mangoes from my mango tree, when they come into my… — Glen Rambharack Copy Share Image
The difference between a hockey mom and a pit bull: At some point, a pit bull does stop whining. — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
I am a Pit Bull mixed with a Great Dane, mixed with a Rottweiler, mixed with a Bull Terrier, mixed with everything.… — Brandon Rios Copy Share Image
My kids are around pit bulls every day. In the ’70s they blamed Dobermans, in the ’80s they blamed German Shepherds, in… — Cesar Millan Copy Share Image