Joe Mande

I don't even know if people even care what a 27-year-old Jewish kid thinks about politics.

— Joe Mande

The flute is a weird instrument, especially when played solo.

— Joe Mande

You should really get some quotes about our show. Noah loves when people talk about him. Negatively or positively.

— Joe Mande

I definitely talk about stuff I watch, but it's longer-form stuff.

— Joe Mande

I'm a big foodie! I eat, like, three times a day... but most of all, I'm a breathie. Breathing air? That's the…

— Joe Mande

I got a pit bull from a shelter, so my whole life is centered on this dog, and I've been writing a…

— Joe Mande

On stage and in person, I think I am nice, thoughtful, and empathetic. But for some reason when I'm online, I become…

— Joe Mande

I grew up watching Letterman, 'Seinfeld,' 'SNL,' and Monty Python movies. But nothing made me want to get into comedy more than…

— Joe Mande

Whatever comedian says he doesn't read comments, I never believe him, because we all have the same pathological problem to see what…

— Joe Mande

Martin Noakes is a British conspiracy theorist who also happens to be maybe the best songwriter in the world, in my opinion.…

— Joe Mande

My first time performing was in the black box theater of my high school's basement as a member of 'Clownaz,' the school's…

— Joe Mande