As far as the men who are running for president are concerned, they aren't even people I would date. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
These days most women have jobs that last way too long. A lot of people in New York barely have time to… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Insane people are always sure that they are fine. It is only the sane people who are willing to admit that they… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Insane people are always sure they're just fine. It's only the sane people who are willing to admit they're crazy. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You get to be a certain age and you start reading stuff about the age you are, and you think, what is… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you; but when you tell people you slipped on a banana peel,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Death is a sniper. It strikes people you love, people you like, people you know - it's everywhere. You could be next.… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I've always felt that one of the mistakes people make is that they try to do something that is just slightly beyond… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You always think that a bolt of lightning is going to strike and your parents will magically change into the people you… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
... when I finish reading People, I always feel that I have just spent four days in Los Angeles. Women's Wear Daily… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The only way to learn is to keep doing something new, and, if you're lucky, learning with people who really know how… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Why do people write books that say it's better to be older than to be younger? It's not better. Even if you… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I'm not one of those people who think you should go grey and that there is some virtue in looking wrinkly if… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
One of the things people always say to you if you get upset is, don't take it personally, but listen hard to… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You can blame Al Gore and you can blame Ralph Nader and you can blame George Bush, but I blame Bill [Clinton].… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Women are being considered as candidates for vice-president of the United States because it is the worst job in America. It's amazing… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You do get to a certain point in life where you have to realistically, I think, understand that the days are getting… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Plastic surgery is a way for people to buy themselves a few years before they have to truly confront what ageing is,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
people in New Orleans really care about food, care about it passionately, can spend hours arguing over whether Antoine's is better than… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I recognize that printing pictures of corpses raises all sorts of problems about taste and titillation and sensationalism; the fact is, however,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Plastic surgery is one of the ways that people deal with the aging process. And I don't mean by using it as… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I am continually fascinated at the difficulty intelligent people have in distinguishing what is controversial from what is merely offensive. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I have always thought it was a terrible shame that the women's movement didn't realise how much easier it was to reach… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
It's always a shock to the people who run studios when a movie that is for women is a hit. They have… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Some people pretend to like capers, but the truth is that any dish that tastes good with capers in it tastes even… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
From the essay "Twenty-five Things People Have a Shocking Capacity to Be Surprised by Over and Over Again" 1. Journalists sometimes make… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
The Washington press corps thinks that Julie Nixon Eisenhower is the only member of the Nixon Administration who has any credibility--and, as… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Food is one of my favourite things. Though I certainly know lots of people who happen to be happily married who don't… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“That's the catch about betrayal, of course: that it feels good, that there's something immensely pleasurable about moving from a complicated relationship which involves… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
Death is a sniper. It strikes people you love, people you like, people you know - it's everywhere. You could be next. But then… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“I wish he were better at hailing taxis than I am; on the other hand, I realize that expectation is culturally conditioned, utterly foolish,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron Copy Share
I never went near the Wellesley College chapel in my four years there, but I am still amazed at the amount of Christian charity… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't believe in the right to abortion. — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.” — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“If I was home alone at night, I cooked myself an entire meal from one of these cookbooks. Then I sat down in front… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“The next man I was involved with lived in Boston. He taught me to cook mushrooms. He taught me that if you heat the… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“I hear myself saying these words: What this movement is about is options. I say it to friends who are frustrated, or housebound, or… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
![“You can blame Al Gore and you can blame Ralph Nader and you can blame George Bush, but I blame Bill [Clinton]. I just do. I just think he squandered his presidency the night that woman delivered that pizza to him, and if he hadn't, we wouldn't be where we are and there would be a lot of people who…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/14b/nora-ephron-1217_alive_you-can-blame-al-gore-and-you-can-blame_2756979.jpg)
