That's your problem! You don't want to be in love. You want to be in love in a movie. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You can never have too much butter – that is my belief. If I have a religion, that's it, — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Death is a sniper. It strikes people you love, people you like, people you know - it's everywhere. You could be next.… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Having been married so many times, I know that one of the few things I am an expert in is falling in… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
You can't retrieve you life (unless you're on Wikipedia, in which case you can retrieve an inaccurate version of it). — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I have made a lot of mistakes falling in love, and regretted most of them, but never the potatoes that went with… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Sometimes I believe that some people are better at love than others, and sometimes I believe that everyone is faking it. — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
To state the obvious, romantic comedies have to be funny and they have to be romantic. But one of the most important… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
What failure ofimagination had caused me to forget that life was full of other possiblities, including the possibility that eventually I would… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
No one is more romantic than a cynic. I do think that you don't become cynical or 'unsentimental' unless there's a core… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I married him against all evidence. I married him believing that marriage doesn't work, that love dies, that passion fades, and in… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“I love trash. I have never believed that kitsch kills. I tell you this, so you will understand that my antipathy toward… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“My marriage to him was as willful an act as I have ever committed; I married him against all the evidence. I… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
It's always hard to remember love - years pass and you say to yourself, Was I really in love, or was I… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
I look out the window and I see the lights and the skyline and the people on the street rushing around looking… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“Sometimes I believe that love dies but hope springs eternal. Sometimes I believe that hope dies but love springs eternal. Sometimes I… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“I love that you get cold when it's 71 degrees out. I love that it takes you an hour and a half… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“People always say that once it goes away, you forget the pain. It’s a cliché of childbirth: you forget the pain. I… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“You only have a certain amount of energy, and when you spread it around, everything gets confused, and the first thing you… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
Too few journalists become screenwriters. I say to all the would-be screenwriters: Become journalists. And I’ll say to working journalists: Do not… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“That's the catch about betrayal, of course: that it feels good, that there's something immensely pleasurable about moving from a complicated relationship which involves… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“The whole purpose of places like Starbucks is for people with no decision-making ability whatsoever to make six decisions just to buy one cup… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
Death is a sniper. It strikes people you love, people you like, people you know - it's everywhere. You could be next. But then… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
'When you slip on a banana peel, people laugh at you. When you tell people you slipped on a banana peel, it's your laugh.' — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“I wish he were better at hailing taxis than I am; on the other hand, I realize that expectation is culturally conditioned, utterly foolish,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets. — Nora Ephron Copy Share
I never went near the Wellesley College chapel in my four years there, but I am still amazed at the amount of Christian charity… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
You can't call yourself a feminist if you don't believe in the right to abortion. — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“I always read the last page of a book first so that if I die before I finish I'll know how it turned out.” — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“If I was home alone at night, I cooked myself an entire meal from one of these cookbooks. Then I sat down in front… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“The next man I was involved with lived in Boston. He taught me to cook mushrooms. He taught me that if you heat the… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“Whatever you choose, however many roads you travel, I hope that you choose not to be a lady. I hope you will find some… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
“I hear myself saying these words: What this movement is about is options. I say it to friends who are frustrated, or housebound, or… — Nora Ephron Copy Share
