From paying off friends' tax bills to rescuing stray dogs and stuffing £20 notes into the hands of homeless people, I can't… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
I'll declare my own interest right here at the start and admit that, like the vast majority of people, I find youthful… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
People often yearn back to more innocent times, but more and more, as I get older, I find myself hankering after more… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
I just have a real problem with people who seek to portray fatness or thinness as moral concepts. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Fact is, famous people say fame stinks because they love it so - like a secret restaurant or holiday island they don't… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
There are exciting, intelligent, fat people - and exciting, intelligent, thin people. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Hooliganism incarnate, a walking, talking, screaming, squawking metaphor for What's Wrong With Young People Today. — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
As I have got older, I have found myself making friends with the ease and swiftness that other people pick up fuzzballs… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Mind you, I've always been a very off-message type of fat broad; one who gladly admits she reached the size she is… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Writing is more than anything a compulsion, like some people wash their hands thirty times a day for fear of awful consequences… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
I've always thought of beauty therapy, 'alternative' treatments and the like as the female equivalent of brothels - for essentially self-deceiving people… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
My favourite spectator sport is watching people who should know better searching for something, and often claiming to find it, where it… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
A therapist might suggest my generosity is a way of buying affection. But buying people's love has never been an issue for… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
I don't really care what people tell children - when you believe in Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy,… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
Graham Greene famously said that all writers need a chip of ice in their heart; Cusk can come across as the most… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
The terrorist attacks were a tragedy for the people who died or were injured, and for their families and friends. For the… — Julie Burchill Copy Share Image
As a precocious teen I dreamed of being Graham Greene. Well, as it turned out, I never wrote a great novel, sadly, and I… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
Being a child is horrible. It is slightly better than being a tree or a piece of heavy machinery but not half as good… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
People - and I include myself - get fat because they choose pleasure over self-denial. — Julie Burchill Copy Share
In my third husband I had discovered a blissfully laid-back type who thought it nothing less than hilarious when I misread the map on… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
I believe, literally, in the God of the Old Testament, whom I understand as the Lord of the Jews and the Protestants. I'm a… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
A cynic should never marry an idealist. For the cynic, marriage represents the welcome end of romantic life, with all its agony and ecstasy.… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
Surely being a Professional Beauty - let alone an ageing one - is one of the most insecure and doomed careers imaginable. — Julie Burchill Copy Share
Can I just say here how much I hate the word 'pamper'? While pretending to celebrate and indulge women, it actually implies that their… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
May I just single out for salutations, on the "anti-war" side: Pop Stars For Appeasement, Dancers Against Democracy, Actors For Apathy, Fashionistas For Fascism… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
From paying off friends' tax bills to rescuing stray dogs and stuffing £20 notes into the hands of homeless people, I can't get rid… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
Nicole Kidman in particular seems to bring out the butt-kisser in the sassiest of hackettes, as they ceaselessly strive to portray her as some… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
Hooliganism incarnate, a walking, talking, screaming, squawking metaphor for What's Wrong With Young People Today. — Julie Burchill Copy Share
I am firmly of the opinion that women who make a lot of effort to hang onto their looks in middle age (unless they… — Julie Burchill Copy Share
People often yearn back to more innocent times, but more and more, as I get older, I find myself hankering after more jaded days. — Julie Burchill Copy Share
