We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I'm quite shy. Really. I'm trying to expand myself as a person more, get involved with people. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people, one person will always disagree with the other nine! — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Many people think it's in bad taste to advertise for an insane asylum... but come on down. We're going crazy. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Onstage I do all the stuff I'd never do in real life, like lashing out at people who make me mad or… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
Hi. There was a big accident, some people got decapitated, here are their names... You know what? That shirt really makes you… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The comedy community is fairly supportive of human beings in general. There are some things you can teach with comedy that people… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
I was a bookworm. Every week I'd go to the library and get seven books. Remember libraries? I wonder if people still… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share Image
The Beatles, Rolling Stones, Barbra Streisand, Bruce Springsteen, these are just some of the people who threatened to sue if we used their songs. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
There are so many things I'd like to change in the industry. Everything from the reliance of style over substance to their reluctance to… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
I don't want to get all lefty, but if we took the defence budgets from around the world, we could end hunger everywhere. I… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
Famous Playboy Hugh Hefner managed to successfully stop an order of monks from operating a business on his property. The police forced the friars… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
The people who influenced me most were the people who said I would never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
But you know, we have more hits than you can possibly think about. One of my personal favorite artists is the wonderful artist named… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
We want to be funny. We want to make people laugh... We'll do whatever it takes. — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
I think the challenge is going out in front of a paying audience with absolutely nothing and trying to entertain them for two hours.… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
“The people who influenced me the most were the ones who said I’d never make it. They gave me a thirst for revenge.” — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
My mother on her death bed told me, 'Where the hell did that kangaroo come from!?' - it just popped out of nowhere and… — Colin Mochrie Copy Share
