For strangers, what I get a lot is people calling me the opposite of what I am. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It's weird when people ask me, "Why are you so nice?" It's like, "Because that's just what you should do. You should… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I like to play video games, I like to keep up with sports, and I just like to spend time with people,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
There are plenty of wonderful, good fat people in the USA that have no problems being fat, who I have no problems… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
People ask me a lot like, "Hey, so when are you done with your tour?" Like when I die. That's when I'm… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I hate that when people are like, "Well, all dwarves know each other, right?" And you want to get mad, but you… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Yeah, people do need to realize that just because they've seen me perform for an hour does not mean that we are… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It's extremely important for people to be informed and to be educated and to know what's going in their community and in… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I've been to Canada, and they love - oh my God, they love their stand-up comedy in Canada. I've been overseas to… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
If I make a joke about black people or Asian people or whatever, and then an Asian comes up to me afterwards… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
It's when I make a joke about Indian people and then a white person comes up to me and says, "That's wrong.… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
Everyone's going to have a racist tweet, a homophobic tweet, a xenophobic tweet, a misogynist tweet. Everyone's going to have a tweet… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
I like to talk about very different topics. I like to jump around a lot because I don't want people to come… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
The personal boundaries, I think for comedians they're a little bit different anyway, but I think people - feel free to do… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A,… — Brad Williams Copy Share Image
When a soldier of the night's watch dies they say, "And now his watch is over." That's what they say when a comedian dies.… — Brad Williams Copy Share
It takes a surprisingly large amount of intelligence to be a professional idiot. — Brad Williams Copy Share
I just don't get if you have ever gotten offended by a joke, why would you go to a comedy club? That's where jokes… — Brad Williams Copy Share
That is the most confusing and insane thing to me, when people get offended on behalf of another group. — Brad Williams Copy Share
I was always the funny guy. Everyone wants to hang out with the funny guy. — Brad Williams Copy Share
There are things that I won't joke about, but it's not because I don't think they're funny or they can't be made funny. It's… — Brad Williams Copy Share
Freedom of speech does not mean that you have to agree with everything that a comedian says, but that comedian should have the freedom… — Brad Williams Copy Share
The vast majority of people that have gotten mad at me for a joke that I've made were people that were, A, never going… — Brad Williams Copy Share
I don't know why you'd go to a comedian and say, "You know what? You have a large menu of items, but this one… — Brad Williams Copy Share
I want to go to Australia so bad, do comedy there, and see the people there. It's a great country. I have friends that… — Brad Williams Copy Share
Most of the times to be honest with you, I get sexually harassed certainly more than I do to females, because... they are comfortable… — Brad Williams Copy Share
I'm such a damn workaholic, that it's interesting to be like, "Oh, what do I do for fun?" — Brad Williams Copy Share
Just imagine in 20 years, when candidates will have grown up with social media their entire lives. We're going to have a president where… — Brad Williams Copy Share
I was a disabled child. So, people made fun of me, don't pretend like this never happens. But at the same time, I never… — Brad Williams Copy Share
