Penguins have been known to engage in prostitution. They will have sex with males in exchange for food and pebbles. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't not be happy around penguins. You're unfortunately happy and cold but the happiness makes up for the coldness. — Carla Gugino Copy Share Image
I’ll always defend the people I love even though I’m as terrifying as a baby penguin. — Niall Horan Copy Share Image
“in the foothills of the Pocono Mountains, home of the Baby Penguins, their American Hockey League farm team.” — Shawna Richer Copy Share Image
Everyone has their weaknesses. Some people smoke. I collect stuffed penguins. If you won't tell, I won't. — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
“What have you got against penguins?’ ‘Nothing very much except for their nasty jauntiness,” — M.R.C. Kasasian Copy Share Image
“Don’t believe what you hear about those penguins. A species of lazy waddlers. Their extinction is immanent.” — Benson Bruno Copy Share Image
“If ever the difficulties of your life seem overwhelming, consider the prospect of being eaten alive by savage penguins and rejoice that… — A.L. Kennedy Copy Share Image
I think penguins are the most human of all the birds, which may be why people love them. They're cute, they stand… — Shia LaBeouf Copy Share Image
The literature of the emperor penguin is as forbidding, as inaccessible, as the frozen heart of Antarctica itself. Its beauties may be… — Ursula K. Le Guin Copy Share Image
Penguins mate for life. That doesn't surprise me much because they all look alike. It's not like they're going to meet a… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
All penguins are the same below the surface, which I think is as perfect an analogy as we're likely to get for… — Russell Brand Copy Share Image
The BALLPOINT PENGUINS, black and white, Do little else but write and write. Although they've nothing much to say, They write and… — Jack Prelutsky Copy Share Image
All I really wanted to do was cuddle back under the blankets, maybe with a certain stuffed toy penguin I knew. Yeah,… — Laurell K. Hamilton Copy Share Image
Our babies are like penguins; penguin babies can't exist unless more than one person is taking care of them. They just can't… — Alison Gopnik Copy Share Image
Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic. She lays the egg, rolls it over… — L. M. Boyd Copy Share Image
For better or worse, zoos are how most people come to know big or exotic animals. Few will ever see wild penguins… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
Dane was shaking his head firmly. "Don't bring it here, Ella. No babies." I gave him a dark look. "What if it… — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
The scientists are not the billionaires who live on top of the hill. They're not driving around in expensive cars and riding… — Tim Russ Copy Share Image
“They (penguins) then fall madly in love and live happily ever after. - And so you ask yourself: "If a penguin can… — Bradley Trevor Greive Copy Share Image
So, I'm on 'Sesame Street,' walking around with all these monsters, Elmo and his buddies, a whole bunch of chickens, a whole… — Feist Copy Share Image
Asking the front wheels of a car to do their normal job of steering while handling more than 170hp is like asking… — Jeremy Clarkson Copy Share Image
Angel?" I said. "Baby penguins eat a regurgitated mixture of partially digested fish, krill, and an oily substance form their fathers' stomachs.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
“The king tut masks flew off the penguins, revealing them to be -gasp- penguins.” — serpent's shadow Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
Rap game Julio Franco, Chuck Norris, Texas Ranger/ Ice on my fingers look like I slap-boxed a penguin. — Riff Raff Copy Share Image
I'm fortunate to know a lot of incredibly talented people, and they all want to be a penguin. — Bob Saget Copy Share Image
“I've never been in love, but if a penguin can find a soul mate, I'm sure I can, too.” — Rebekah Crane Copy Share Image
