Today's parents grew up with the silly notion that music was meant to be heard. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Parents are not quite interested in justice, they are interested in quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Parents are people who yell and they yell and they yell and they yell. And you already have the point... and they're… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Calculus is one course you can come with to your parents and say, I am dropping it. And they'll understand. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
We've got too many young girls, who don't know how to parent, turning themselves into parents. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Your parents put a curse on you - Someday your kids are going to act just like you. — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
If you have one of the worst schools in the city, then chances are the teachers are not going to care for… — Bill Cosby Copy Share Image
Guys standing around and talking about Spanish fly: 'You know anything about Spanish fly?' 'No, tell me about it.' Well there's this girl Crazy… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Pay off your student loan. Even if you don't have a job...Because when you finally get a job you're going to be one of… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don't believe the kids should be given homework. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Dentists tell you not to pick your teeth with any sharp metal object. Then you sit in their chair and the first thing they… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
When a person has a gun, sometimes their mind clicks that this thing will win arguments and straighten people out. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
The truth is that parents are not really interested in justice. They just want quiet. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
God has a sense of humor though and he must see funny things in us. He must also have some love. We're still here… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
I feel that in-person contact with people is the most important thing in comedy. While I'm up on stage, I can actually put myself… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size Jockey shorts for his entire life. — Bill Cosby Copy Share
Suddenly, this romantic agony was enriched by a less romantic one: I had to go to the bathroom. Needless to say, I couldn't let… — Bill Cosby Copy Share
