Lesson for the day, kids: hangovers are real, and they are the opposite of fun. — Jeff Sampson Copy Share Image
We should not be pushing out figured when the facts are in the opposite direction. — Aneurin Bevan Copy Share Image
Bacon is like the opposite of medicine. It's like, "Take that, Lipitor." — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
There are sure to be two prescriptions diametrically opposite. — Henry David Thoreau Copy Share Image
If you're watching a parade, don't follow it. It never changes. If the parade is boring, run in the opposite direction. You… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
Non-cooperation is a measure of discipline and sacrifice, and it demands respect for the opposite views. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
Thus, flexibility, as displayed by water, is a sign of life. Rigidity, its opposite, is an indicator of death. — Anthony Lawlor Copy Share Image
Why lie? I'm not going to be a hypocrite and say the opposite of what I think, like some others do. — Cristiano Ronaldo Copy Share Image
I saw on this nature show how the male elk douses himself with urine to smell sweeter to the opposite sex. What… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Government does not have magic powers. In fact, the opposite is true; it is the least effective agency invented by man. — Robert Prechter Copy Share Image
Everything that Eddie has said about me is the total opposite of what really happened. Eddie says I wanted to be a… — Sammy Hagar Copy Share Image
People had said to me New York is kind of cutthroat and people walk past you on the street. I find it… — Frank Lampard Copy Share Image
Abu Sa'id al-Kharraz said I have never known Allah May He be exalted except through the coincidence in Him of the opposites.… — Abdelkader El Djezairi Copy Share Image
We have observed for thirty centuries that a large nose is a sign on the door of our face that says 'Herein… — Cyrano de Bergerac Copy Share Image
Words are so often used in the opposite sense, as a screen of diversion. It's the struggle towards truthfulness which is the… — John Berger Copy Share Image
Culture dictated from above is the enemy of folk music. Whether it's stuffy classical music or pre-engineered pop where somebody's paid tons… — Will Sheff Copy Share Image
Anyone who claims to be good at lying is obviously bad at lying. Thus - as a writer myself - I cannot… — Chuck Klosterman Copy Share Image
Did you ever notice that people who are good with a computer don't use it for much of anything except being good… — Andy Rooney Copy Share Image
Girls would say: "I have a boyfriend for that." So in addition to putting their pleasure literally into someone else's hands -… — Peggy Orenstein Copy Share Image
Like most novelists, I like to do exactly the opposite of what I'm told. It's in my nature as a novelist. Novelists… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
“God loves my people and me. God also loves those whom I consider my enemies. Now what do I do? The spirit… — Eric H.F. Law Copy Share Image
In the face of the idea that truth might afford the opposite of satisfaction and turn out to be completely shocking to… — Max Horkheimer Copy Share Image
God never promised that we wouldn’t have challenges. In fact, He said just the opposite. His word says, ‘Be truly glad!...these trials… — Joel Osteen Copy Share Image
Near eighty years ago we began by declaring that all men are created equal; but now from that beginning we have run… — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
One of the tools I like a lot is the Just Like Me practice. It's one of the empathy practices where we… — Mark Coleman Copy Share Image
If the maintenance of public credit, then, be truly important, the next enquiry which suggests itself is, by what means it is… — Alexander Hamilton Copy Share Image
I believe I am quite amiable and affable and quite fair, and I've rarely worked with people who are the opposite. Moodiness… — Anthony Hopkins Copy Share Image
If you're going to be a visual artist, then there has to be something in the work that accounts for the possibility… — Richard Tuttle Copy Share Image
In Washington, it's dog eat dog. In academia, it's exactly the opposite. — Robert Reich Copy Share Image
I try to only eat animals that are vegan. I'm probably the opposite of a vegan. — Jim Gaffigan Copy Share Image
That's why I'm an actress, to do something completely opposite from myself — Taryn Manning Copy Share Image
Freedom ultimately is dignity. And dignity, not income, is the opposite of poverty. — Jacqueline Novogratz Copy Share Image
