A skunk is better company than a person who prides himself on being 'frank'. — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
“Respect cannot be inherited, respect is the result of right actions.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
“If thinking should precede acting, then acting must succeed thinking.” — Amit Kalantri Copy Share Image
Donald [Trump], is great at - at the one-liners, but he's a chaos candidate. — Jeb Bush Copy Share Image
I've got to watch myself these days. It's too exciting watching anyone else. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
Jesus was a brilliant Jewish stand-up comedian, a phenomenal improviser. His parables are great one-liners. — Camille Paglia Copy Share Image
“This is the worst of the bunch. Definitely the smokiest. I don't think they want us to leave," said Montoya. "The ants… — Jason bengtson Copy Share Image
Lord, thy one-liners are as good as thy tricks. Thou art indeed an all-round family entertainer. — Rowan Atkinson Copy Share Image
The last time I played golf with President Ford he hit a birdie. And an eagle, a moose, an elk, an aardvark... — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
My folks were English. They were too poor to be British. I still have a bit of British in me. In fact,… — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Bridget's fiancé keeps giving her late-night booty calls. Although he has to ring at midday so she can get there in time.” — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
I think brilliant stuff comes out of working with limitations. One liners are very limiting, but that's what drew me to them… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“Good things come in small packages. Shopping isn't a good thing, so be ready to carry big packages!” — Shubham Choudhary Copy Share Image
People are clever, but almost no one ever devises an optimal quip precisely at the needed moment. Therefore, virtually all great one-liners… — Stephen Jay Gould Copy Share Image
Hold your horses. I'm coming."... "From where I'm standing you're just breathing laboriously." The snow swam out of focus. "Breathing hard. Are… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
I want to do it all. I want to climb mountains, go through jungles, fight wars in space, get the girl, shoot… — Benedict Cumberbatch Copy Share Image
Sometimes it bursts from your imagination fully formed, sometimes you absorb from nonfiction, sometimes you're able to imprint your own autobiographical experiences… — Anthony Marra Copy Share Image
Mike Myers as Austin Powers makes me laugh - that was genius - and Daffy Duck makes me laugh, but I like… — Nicolas Cage Copy Share Image
I'm a comedian and there are a lot of things I'm still learning. I love one liners because I love smart jokes.… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
“The poor soul would have been 100 - if he'd lived another twelve years. Apparently he asked to be scattered over the… — Bridget Golightly Copy Share Image
Todd Glass has amazing energy on stage. Dave Attell is one of my favorites because he's a one liner comic who is… — Anthony Jeselnik Copy Share Image
I need money. I have a staff of 30, and four houses, never mind the government, to support. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
“Knowledge belongs to time, wisdom emerges from the timeless.” — Debashis Chatterjee Copy Share Image
The idea of being a character who is kind of isolated, I can relate to that. — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
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