Office Quotes · Page 24

“It was an office of a guy who won’t take spam from anybody.”

— John Zakour

The maintenance man is moving the thermostat in our office today. I started talking with him about the

— Scott Adams

I mean what good does it do anyone to kill themselves working, because the worms will get you in the end.

— Dorothy Gish

Never return to a doctor whose office plants have died. After five days in hospital, I took a turn for the nurse.

— Spike Milligan

Caricatures created by politics never fit comfortably into the Oval Office.

— David K. Shipler

I love 'The Office' format so much that I wanted to close it out.

— Greg Daniels

Office is a toilet, every dawning day must salute beautiful office! ! !

— Junior Dè Rèál Testament

I am not fit for this office and should never have been here.

— Warren G. Harding

R. Kelly is an image, a brand. That's my job. There's a whole other side of me that's Robert, who is a…

— R. Kelly

The progress of freedom depends more upon the maintenance of peace, the spread of commerce, and the diffusion of education, than upon…

— Richard Cobden

You don't come home from the office to spend time with another job. Hopefully you come home to someone you can have…

— Helen Fisher

If somebody walks in to me and says, 'I'm a gay person, I want a job in your office,' I would say…

— Mark Neumann

Ninety-five percent of the work in the attorney general's office is civil litigation and regulatory work, and I think I certainly have…

— Eric Schneiderman

One out of forty American men wears women's clothing. We've had more than forty presidents. One of these guys has been dancing…

— Allison Janney

My favorite video game of all time is called 'Black Tiger'. It's a Capcom Dungeons and Dragons game from 1987. I have…

— Ernest Cline

Sitting in an office for TOO long is not natural, perhaps, so that's why we should change it. I didn't say that…

— Yann Martel

The landscape in Montgomery and in the South is just saturated with imagery. Markers are everywhere. There's a marker for the first…

— Bryan Stevenson

And if you're gonna be a writer, you just truly have to be a writer. You have to throw yourself into it…

— Cheryl Strayed

My parents are both lawyers, and my father always said his best cases have been returns, cases that come into his office…

— Olivia Williams

Let us seek Death, or he not found, supply With our own hands his office on ourselves; Why stand we longer shivering…

— John Milton

'Rolling Stone' had started something called 'Outside,' and since I was one of two people in the office that liked going outside,…

— Tim Cahill

When art is really great, it's really powerful, can really do something to you, make you feel more alive and make you…

— Julian Schnabel

During first grade, I spent nearly every afternoon for months in the school nurse's office, sick with psychosomatic headaches, begging to go…

— Scott Stossel

I had various jobs, I taught a SAT class, I was a bartender, I had a day job at an office and…

— David O. Russell

The world isn't going to be destroyed, but you don't feel safe anymore in your plane or train or office or auditorium.

— Don DeLillo

Know the official post office abbreviations for all 50 states without having to consult a list.

— Marilyn vos Savant

From the moments Obama took office, he has downplayed the threats from radical Islamists.

— Richard Grenell

I had rather get a root canal without anesthesia than to call your customer service office for help.

— Jon Jones

Office romances are few, short, and not usually destructive.

— Helen Fisher

You may give give a man office, but you cannot give him discretion

— Benjamin Franklin

I was in Graham's office the day he bought GEICO. Warren owns one-third of the stock today.

— Walter Schloss

Vote Smart has sent out thirty thousand questionnaires to every candidate running for office.

— Betty Hill

When people bury treasure nowadays they do it in the Post-Office bank.

— Arthur Conan Doyle

The smaller the office, the more power individuals with big money have.

— Jane Mayer

To show an unfelt sorrow is an office Which the false man does easy.

— William Shakespeare

If you are prepared to run for public office, you also have to be willing to accept a debate about you.

— Wolfgang Schauble

The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself.

— Henry A. Kissinger

I have no tolerance for boredom. I spend so many hours in the office, and I still love it.

— Francisco Costa

Whiskey claims to itself alone the exclusive office of sot-making.

— Thomas Jefferson

All politicians should be required to drink Ayahuasca 10 times before taking office.

— Graham Hancock