Money: in its absence, we are coarse; in its presence, we are vulgar. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
When you let money speak for you, it drowns out anything else you meant to say. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
A woman's mink coat represents the sacrifice of a lot of little animals, including her husband. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Be glad that you're greedy; the national economy would collapse if you weren't. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
The poor have the same basic pleasures as the rich, and the rich will always resent it. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Too much money is as demoralizing as too little, and there's no such thing as exactly enough.. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we all count ourselves among them. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Your money, or your life. We know what to do when a burglar makes this demand of us, but not when God… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
I wish I'd said it first, and I don't even know who did: The only problems that money can solve are money… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
The past is rich in lessons from which we would greatly profit except that the present is always so full of Special… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
Happiness is like the penny candy of our youth: we got a lot more for our money back when we had no… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
People keep telling us about their love affairs, when what we really want to know is how much money they make and… — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share Image
As we are human, we can't do what we can't do; as we're neurotic, we can't do what we can. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
Naturally, the neurotic wants you to love him twice as much, for he's going to cut it in half anyway. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
We have a terror of seeming to exert ourselves, lest it be noticed that we exerted ourselves and did not succeed. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
The three horrors of modern life - talk without meaning, desire without love, work without satisfaction. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
We are never more self-righteous than when giving up what we should have shunned all along. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
One of life's few really reliable pleasures: to have a family you love, and to leave them for a week. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
There are children born to be children, and others who must mark time till they can take their natural places as adults. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
In life, as in restaurants, we swallow a lot of indigestible stuff just because it comes with the dinner. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
Neurotics always feel as though they were going way up or way down, which is odd in people going sideways. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
Even in the same family, one child will always instinctively know when to ask for things, and another won't. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
People find it hard to be both comic and serious, though life manages it easily enough. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share
No good neurotic finds it difficult to be both opinionated and indecisive. — Mignon McLaughlin Copy Share