You there, Friday! Come here you S.E.X.Y son of a B.T.C.H. We've been looking for you since monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sunday morning is like Monday morning except with better coffee and less bullshit. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy Hump Day! We're half way there to drinking cocktails and making decisions we will regret on Monday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Monday, when the sun is hot, I wonder to myself a lot. Now is it true, or is it not, that… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday is just a reminder that the weekend has past and there are only a few more days before another weekend gets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My attitude toward progress has passed from antagonism to boredom. I have long ceased to argue with people who prefer Thursday to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you start the week with a positive attitude on Monday, it'll be a lot easier to fight off negativity the rest… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If Monday was a girl; it would be that fat girl who likes horses & tells the teacher when you cheat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just once, I would like to wake up, turn on the news, and hear...'Monday has been canceled, go back to sleep.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday's are like Herpes, No matter how much you think it is gone, it comes right back! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I can't wait until someone finally converts,Monday's into a part of the freaking WEEKEND!!!!!!… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Thank god its friday, thank god for the long weekend, thank god for my BED. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hope your Black Friday injuries aren't so severe that you can't click a mouse on Cyber Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday mornings would be better if they were a part of my weekend-long blackouts. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dont you find it Funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's pretend it's a three-day weekend by being too hungover to show up for work Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're one of the few people I don't mind very briefly communicating with on a Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
True joy comes when you inspire, encourage, and guide someone else on a path that benefits him or her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love weekends. Just like everyone else, I get to rest on weekends and go out with friends. I hate Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm excited there's a 1 in 176 million chance I don't have to go to work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its Monday. Marriage sucks. School sucks. Winter sucks. Everybody sucks. Oh, sorry. It's my lady time... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My week is basically *Monday *Monday 2 *Monday 3 *Monday 4 *Friday *Saturday *Pre-Monday — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's awful knowing that one seventh of our life will be wasted on Mondays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know every day is a gift, but where's the receipt for Mondays? I want to exchange it for another Friday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It takes twice as long for me to not get anything done on Monday as it does the rest of the week. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday is international zombie day. We all look like zombies and act like them — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your purpose in life is to find your purpose and give your whole heart and soul to it — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
