Mondays rock...Anyone who doesnt like mondays, must not just work 3 days a week like I do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Monday is a fresh start. It's never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only good thing about seeing my coworkers on Monday is they're the only people I don't have to apologize to for… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life would be perfect if: Mondays were fun, junk food was healthy, drama didn't exist, and goodbyes were only until tomorrow. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The week seems to go by at the speed of a snail. Unless it's the weekend. Then the snail rides a fucking… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can win a talent show and be so famous that you can't walk down the street, but no-one knows you next… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is how my week goes. Mooooooooooooonday, Tuuuuuuuesday, Weeeeeeednesday, Thuuuuuuursday, FridaySaturdaySunday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's Monday...with everything that needs to be done, it's okay do one thing at a time and you might even get more… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I may look calm and collected when I stroll in to work on Monday, but really, I've killed all my employees in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Friday is like a superhero that always arrives just in time to stop me from savagely beating one of my coworkers with… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though today is Monday; just thank God for another day, don't focus on the negative and keep pushing! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Current experiment: How much wine does it take for me to forget that tomorrow is Monday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I was gonna say 'I hate Mondays' but then I realized I woke up and I'm healthy so I'm thankful. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always give 100% at Work: 10% Monday, 23% Tuesday, 40% Wednesday, 22% Thursday, 5% Friday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Hate mondays, annoy tuesdays, ignore wednesdays, smile thursdays, love fridays, enjoy saturdays, damn sundays. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm pretty sure 'Saturday' is Latin for 'The day Zero Fucks were given.' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If days of the week were sex acts, Monday would be a dry, passionless, handjob... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The scariest part of this snowstorm is that it'll be cleaned up in time for work on Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You there, Friday! Welcome back you sexy son of a bitch! We've been looking for you since Monday! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only thing that could possibly ruin a beautiful Summer day is it also being Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not saying she's a slut, but she's been banged more than a snooze button on Monday morning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Just a heads up not to worry about any April Fool's Day pranks because I'll be too depressed that it's Monday. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Things people say: It's Friday! Things self-employed people say: It's Friday? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
