Monday Quotes by Anonymous

179 Monday quotes by Anonymous

Anonymous shares a mix of humor and honesty about the work week. One voice sighs in relief when Friday arrives after a long Monday‑to‑Thursday stretch. Another warns that Monday can feel like a punishment if you don’t enjoy what you do.

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I love fridays

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THANK GOD ITS MONDAY

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Man crush monday anyone lol

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After Monday and Tuesday even the calendar says WTF.

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Friday is the beginning of my liver's workweek.

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They should make Mondays illegal.

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I hate Mondays, but I'm just happy to be alive...

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I hate Mondays. Diets always start on Mondays.

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Shortest horror story in history: today is monday.

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I got 99 problems and they're all due Monday.

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Good afternoon & god I hate Monday's.

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It's funny, your Man Crush Monday is my Throwback Thursday.

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Thank god its friday hopefully I can get into something good.

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Fact of life...After Monday & Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F !!

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Sorry the calendar played a cruel joke on you this year by making your birthday fall on a Monday.

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It was a Monday and they walked on a tightrope to the sun.

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It's comforting that even the Pope has an overwhelming urge to quit his job on Mondays.

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Happy fat Tuesday to everyone who was already fat on Monday.

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Friday; YES iTS THE WEEKEND,*BLiNK* Monday; Yo WTF just happened .__

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If you do not worship God seven days a week, you do not worship Him on one day a week. There is…

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For me, Monday represents a fresh start to the week. It is the day where the slate from the previous week is…

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Oh my God, I'm gonna do a man crush Monday of the same guy every Monday. It's like no one will ever…

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It would certainly make my week a lot better if I was off work every Monday...somebody needs to make this happen...

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I Hate; Wasting my time. Repeating myself. Being treated like an option. Being lied to. Taken for granted. Taken as a joke.…

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This is how my week goes; Mooooooooooooonday Tuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuesday Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeednesday Thuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuursday FridaySaturdaySunday

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Happy Labor Day! Today we celebrate by not having to working hard for an honest living. Or as the Kardashians like to…

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I'll be spending Sunday nights watching Mad Men and Monday mornings irrationally accusing you of having an affair.

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There are two tests in life, more important than any other test. On Monday morning, when you wake up, do you feel…

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It's Friday and you're at school. You know it's your last day, but no one else does. It's a long hard day,…

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Let me ask you, how many atheists are now in this house? Perhaps not a single one of you would accept the…

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I guess what was going to come back came back on Monday. Of course now I've played a different golf course. I've…

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Barack Obama knows that to create an economy built to last, we need to focus on middle-class families. Families who stay up…

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“In my lifelong study of human beings, I have found that no matter how hard they might try, they have found no…

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Thank God Its Friday! Because I get Layed.

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Thank god its Friday. What a week its been...

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Thank god its friday! You have a weekend to recharge.

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Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life!

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'I fucking love Mondays!' Said no one ever.

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'Thank God It's Monday!' said no one ever...

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Mondays should be optional...

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Everyone needs someone to love, and I choose you.

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Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

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Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer…

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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“Start a business, not a startup”

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