Mom Quotes · Page 92

Never play cards with a man named Doc, and never eat at a place called Mom's.

— John O'Hara

My mom wouldn't know Tom Cruise if he punched her in the face.

— Gillian Jacobs

My mom was always really healthy and cautious about her diet, so I'm not a big sugar guy.

— Paul Walker

My mom and dad did something special when they made me.

— Terrell Suggs

She was developing what Mom called a bit of a sarcastic streak.

— Jeannette Walls

The only woman a wife should ever be jealous of is her husband's mom.

— Jason Thomas

My mom quit her whole life and came to live with me in California.

— Lauren Alaina

“They say the difference between a hockey mom and a pitbull - lipstick.”

— Sarah Palin

My mom. She really encouraged me. That's the trouble with education: Unless you have a really supportive parent, you get left behind.

— Nellie McKay

My mom's always saying really smart things... like, you probably heard this one, 'Why buy the cow when the milk has HPV?'…

— Amy Schumer

When I got into junior high school, that's when my mom let me dress how I wanted to dress. Up to that…

— will.i.am

My relationship with my mom is really the single most profound relationship that I've ever had in my life.

— Mindy Kaling

I still feel like a kid sometimes myself so hard to believe that I'm a mom. Now I'm an adult! It only…

— Ana Ortiz

They very seldom let me lose my cool. They made me like I was Polly Perfect, which was ridiculous so that when…

— Charlotte Rae

I don't think about my mom when I'm onstage. I just don't really think about my kids when I'm working, and when…

— Jack White

When I look up and see a star, I know my mom is there. She's with me all the time. It's a…

— Emmanuelle Chriqui

Once we got signed, I moved out of my house because I was having teenage issues with my mom. It really wasn't…

— Syd

When I was growing up, I wanted to be a coach. I had people telling me you can't do this, you're not…

— Dick Vitale

I was like, "Who the hell is Bob Dylan?" I was going to learn one song to appease my mom and alphabetically…

— Ezra Furman

My mom taught me how to sew when I was super young; I used to make clothes for my dolls. When I…

— Serena Williams

I have a hoarding problem because my mom is from a third-world country. And she taught me that you can never throw…

— Ali Wong

I was a full-time mom for seven years. You go back on tour, you're back in hotels, you're ordering room service, and…

— Dolores O'Riordan

After going to war against the U.N.'s expressed wishes, the U.S. is now admitting it needs the U.N.'s help. It's the geopolitical…

— Jon Stewart

“Mom grounded me for buying fake ID drives, and outing the principal, and disliking her posts on interFacebook. She grounded me for…

— Lucy Mihajlich

I was labeled a troublemaker, my mom an unfit mother, and I was not welcome anywhere.

— Ryan White

I bought my mom a house once, but she wanted to move back to a trailer to live by her sister.

— Jelly Roll

I guess if you are making more money than your mom and dad, you can set your own boundaries.

— Alexa Vega

But I can see. I can see everything. I can see things that Mom and Dad can’t. Or won’t.

— Edward Bloor

Also, my mom and family are very important to me and I know that this is not expected.

— Christina Milian

“Mom had the kind of love for her that you could feel, like it was part of the atmosphere”

— Peter Abrahams

I've seen all of my mom's films. She's the reason why I do almost anything.

— Evan Ross

My mom is the recycling Nazi, and I always bring a bag to the grocery store.

— Jane Levy

Mom, I guess for us, has been number one from day one.

— Jason McCourty

I came out of my mom's stomach thinking I was going to own America.

— Caprice Bourret

Having a mom who is a survivor, I fully support saving the ta tas!! Love you mom!

— Anonymous

My mom, Emilie, always taught me to think hard about marriage.

— Alyson Hannigan

My mom was a model, and her laid-back but put-together sensibility really rubbed off on me.

— Tony Parker

My mom saved my life. She gave me mouth-to-mouth more than once.

— Corey Haim

I think my mom put it best. She said, 'Little girls soften their daddy's hearts.'

— Paul Walker

'It's much better to understand than to be understood,' from my mom.

— Cara Santana