We Batchelors laugh and shew our teeth, but you married men laugh till your hearts ake. — George Herbert Copy Share Image
Though bachelors be the strongest stakes, married men are the best binders, in the hedge of the commonwealth. — Thomas Fuller Copy Share Image
Nowadays, all the married men live like bachelors, and all the bachelors like married men. — Oscar Wilde Copy Share Image
Can't you read? The score demands 'con amore,' and what are you doing? You are playing it like married men! — Arturo Toscanini Copy Share Image
I do not think you can name many great inventions that have been made by married men. — Nikola Tesla Copy Share Image
Married men don't get their own apartments 'to escape' their lives with their wives. — Kenya Moore Copy Share Image
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'd be married too. — H. L. Mencken Copy Share Image
Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Studies show that the healthiest people in Western society are single women and married men - marriage, it seems, suits men more… — Emma Haughton Copy Share Image
A lot of people are in love with married men. In fact, it's fun being in love with a married man! Your… — Esha Deol Copy Share Image
Married men live longer. Yes. And an indoor cat also lives longer. It's a furball with a broken spirit, that can only… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
Social Security makes up a much larger share of total retirement income for unmarried women and minorities than it does for married… — Diane Watson Copy Share Image
“Everybody loves you, but not as much as me. I love you more than any single person, and all the single people… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
I hate married men. They never make any sacrifices to the arts, but are always thinking of their duties to their wives… — J. M. W. Turner Copy Share Image
When employers tell me they prefer married men, and encourage their men to have homes of their own, because it makes them… — Alice Hamilton Copy Share Image
Though I hope to have a few more seasons still in senior football, I am studying to be a physiotherapist and masseur… — Bob Paisley Copy Share Image
Married men live longer than single men,but they are alot more willing to die — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I say I don't sleep with married men, but what I mean is that I don't sleep with happily married men. — Britt Ekland Copy Share Image
This is what sexual liberation chiefly accomplishes-it liberates young women to pursue married men. — George Gilder Copy Share Image
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. — Jackie Mason Copy Share Image
I've slept with enough married men to know that matrimony is not for me. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why in almost all societies have married women specialized in bearing and rearing children and in certain agricultural activities, whereas married men… — Gary Becker Copy Share Image
Ironically, survey after survey shows that married men are happier and healthier than unmarried men. Oh, and they also have more sex. — Michael Kimmel Copy Share Image
Much is said about the burdens and responsibilities of married men. Responsibilities indeed there are, if they but felt them: but as… — Ernestine Rose Copy Share Image
“I won't stay in with married men any more said the wise girl they're too agreeable, it's a little too much like… — Norman Mailer Copy Share Image
I know many married men, I even know a few happily married men, but I don't know one who wouldn't fall down… — George Jean Nathan Copy Share Image
“It was a good thing that when it came to married men, she was a girl with a firm moral compass, or… — Kiran Manral Copy Share Image
I hate to get gender essentialist, but I'm starting to think that a lot of married men have some sort of heterosexually… — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
the three most common myths of modern romance: 1. Single men would prefer being married. 2. Married men actually leave their wives.… — Linda Sunshine Copy Share Image
Did you hear about the new Playboy magazine for married men? It has the same pictures, month after month after month after... — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
I am a bad person because I seduce married men. I love the feeling of getting attention from men who have girlfriends… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And, to all married men, be this a caution, Which they should duly tender as their life, Neither to doat too much,… — Philip Massinger Copy Share Image
A fierce literary woman with a penchant for married men, Margaret Fuller was ultimately torn between motherhood and her final career as… — Susan Cheever Copy Share Image
