“If your retirement plan is to win the lottery, you will have to work forever as a greeter at the local shopping… — Steve Repak Copy Share Image
Ninety percent of what's wrong with you could be cured with a hot bath, says God from the bowels of the subway.… — Mary Karr Copy Share Image
You entrust your money to banks, God entrusts His money to you. How would you feel if the bank took your money… — Tony Evans Copy Share Image
Today I bought two lottery tickets, because I had a feeling that it would be now or never - they were both… — Eva Braun Copy Share Image
“People who buy lottery tickets in vast amounts show themselves willing to pay much more than expected value for very small chances… — Daniel Kahneman Copy Share Image
“The winning New York Lottery number was 587 on November 12, 2001. This was the very day that Flight 587 crashed into… — Raymond Fowler Copy Share Image
I'm the leader of the platoon and I run gambling and lotteries, dances and I sell beer illegally. I'm a con man… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
“What do you want, Zo?" "What does anyone want, Abby?" he countered. "To be loved. Peace on earth. The winning lottery numbers.” — Lisa Mangum Copy Share Image
Oh. A bigger studio. It dawns on me, stupid me, that Henry could win the lottery at any time at all; that… — Audrey Niffenegger Copy Share Image
We, as Americans, have won the lottery of life and the distinction between us and people living in Kalighat is not that… — Nicholas D. Kristof Copy Share Image
In the future you're going to be able to go into a 7-Eleven and buy a ticket on a game, and people… — Tim Donaghy Copy Share Image
I don't know if it has set in or not. Honestly, it's crazy. It's such an amazing honor. I remember thinking back… — Hailee Steinfeld Copy Share Image
I know my daughter was dealt a very, very good birth card, but sometimes I feel like I want to honor the… — Julia Hartz Copy Share Image
I hate when models say 'Oh, plastic surgery is just a wrong thing. What are you talking about? You won the genetic… — Tyra Banks Copy Share Image
Figure our what it is you don't do very well, and then don't do it. I'm not beating myself up about doing… — Douglas Coupland Copy Share Image
“But in the parent department, he had won the lottery. So, he'd always known that when he finally told them, they'd make… — John Corey Whaley Copy Share Image
If I had all the money in the world, I'd be like, "Great, let's just keep doing it!" I, unfortunately, have not… — Zachary Levi Copy Share Image
“Win a lottery-prize and you are a cleaver man. Winners are adulated. To be born with a caul is everything; luck is… — Victor Hugo Copy Share Image
A man yells at his wife "pack your bags, honey, I just won the lottery." "Oh wonderful!" she says, "should I pack… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I won the parental lottery. Most of the kids I grew up with either came from really fractured homes, or really violent… — Dennis Lehane Copy Share Image
I'd rather be working for a paycheck, than waiting to win the lottery. Besides, maybe this time it's different, I mean, I… — Conor Oberst Copy Share Image
The year I married my American husband, I won the lottery - and I tried to give it to somebody else, because… — Catherine O'Hara Copy Share Image
Innovation is a discipline not a lottery... It comes from the combination of two elements within my control: hard work and openmindedness. — Georges St-Pierre Copy Share Image
It has appeared that from the inevitable laws of our nature, some human beings must suffer from want. These are the unhappy… — Thomas Malthus Copy Share Image
My friends, I wish you peace, love and health. Blah, Blah blah... screw that! I wish you lots of sex, booze, orgasms… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I've done the calculation and your chances of winning the lottery are identical whether you play or not. — Fran Lebowitz Copy Share Image
I've always said that it's like being the winner of three separate lottery tickets - getting a pilot, getting the pilot picked… — Rick Hoffman Copy Share Image
The good news is that going blind is not going to make you as unhappy as you think it will. The bad… — Daniel Gilbert Copy Share Image
The basic story remains simple and never-ending. Stocks aren't lottery tickets. There's a company attached to every share. — Peter Lynch Copy Share Image
Reading, conversation, environment, culture, heroes, mentors, nature – all are lottery tickets for creativity. Scratch away at them and you’ll find out… — Twyla Tharp Copy Share Image
“You know you are capitalism’s ideal puppet (and that education betrayed you) when winning the lottery is your only chance to realizing… — Mokokoma Mokhonoana Copy Share Image
Life is full of moments that are good - winning a lottery, seeing a beautiful woman, a great dinner - but the… — Woody Allen Copy Share Image
Writing is not the lottery. New writers have to be realistic about what it takes to get published. But there is one… — Lori Perkins Copy Share Image
If I won the lottery I'd start a charity that helped little family hardware stores, cobblers and fruit shops open in city… — Alexei Sayle Copy Share Image
As late as my junior year, I was taking Italian at Duke because I thought I was going to have to go… — J. J. Redick Copy Share Image
“I feel like a massive wave of life just washed over me. While luck comes in many guises, winning the lottery pales… — Charles Dyson Copy Share Image
I bought a scratch off lottery ticket, but then I accidentally spilled calamine lotion on it, so it did not need to… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“Please don't waste-away in front of a TV waiting to win a lottery during the precious few hours you are not imprisoned… — Bryant McGill Copy Share Image
I don't regret not coming out early. A lot of people felt that I could have been a lottery pick, but we'll… — Michael Finley Copy Share Image
If I won the lottery tomorrow - which would be a real trick, since I haven't entered - and was independently wealthy… — Kurt Busiek Copy Share Image
