Not a Harvard-type education, just a not-sticking-up-a-liquor-store-type education. — Chris Rock Copy Share Image
I prefer liquor store robbers with hungry kids to companies that locate offshore to avoid U.S. taxes. — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
“What if there were health food stores on every corner in the hood, instead of liquor stores!?” — Supa Nova Slom Copy Share Image
The NAACP should have riot rehearsal. They should get a liquor store and practice robberies. — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
One side of the street is a Church; across the road is a liquor store. Both of 'em keepin us poor. — Chuck D Copy Share Image
Standing at this liquor store, whiskey coming through my pores, feeling like I run this whole block. — Bruno Mars Copy Share Image
“Oh, that most helpless and shameful of times in the life of my people, the time from dawn until the liquor stores… — Venedikt Erofeev Copy Share Image
Life, as the signs in the liquor stores say, is too short to drink bad wine. And summer is too short to… — David Frum Copy Share Image
I feel a certain amount of freedom just cruising to the liquor store to get water or whatever. It just feels good.… — Matt Skiba Copy Share Image
There, gleaming in the glow, was that ten-horsepower rotary engine under a seat. A key glistening in the ignition. I imagine the… — George Jones Copy Share Image
Marijuana is not much more difficult to obtain than beer. The reason for this is that a liquor store selling beer to… — William F. Buckley, Jr Copy Share Image
I buy water at the liquor store across the street from where I live. So I'm walking into the door, and standing,… — Sarah Silverman Copy Share Image
Boy, a drive-through liquor store. God bless America! A place where you can drive through and buy whiskey, beer... just the thing… — Drew Carey Copy Share Image
“Around this world will I be enough? From the liquor stores, to the train stop floors, your filthy room, your drama blues… — Sara Quin Copy Share Image
Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and hanging around the Pearly Gates… — P. J. O'Rourke Copy Share Image
I’ve never argued against any technology being used when you have an imminent threat, an active crime going on. If someone comes… — Rand Paul Copy Share Image
My wife says, and I agree with her, that what would be really great for Maine would be to legalize dope completely… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I like to change liquor stores frequently because the clerks got to know your habits if you went in night and day… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
Being a parent is a life sentence. You see, that's why normal people should not have children because if you raise a… — Christopher Titus Copy Share Image
