When life hands you lemons squeeze them in someone's eyes then run like hell!! :) — Samira Ferreira Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, screw it, do you honestly know how to make lemonade? — Braden Walker Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, squeeze lemon juice into your eyes without blinking. Just to let life know you don't play around. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons, eat and shit them out, Lemons are a natural diuretic. Shit on everyone around you. You’ll feel… — Anthony Paull Copy Share Image
“If life hands you lemons turn around and make grape juice then stand back and watch while everyone try's to figure out… — Emma O'Connor Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons - SQUAT! Squats make everything better. And if squats don't, bacon will — Anna Lee Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, squirt the juice in your eye..the stinging sensation will stop your whining. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Some people say when life hands you lemons, make lemonade? What if life hands you a pile of shit, what are you… — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
“I guess when life hands you lemons, chop 'em up and get lemonade; when life hands you cats, chop 'em up and… — John Barnes Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons make lemonade. Then find someone who's life gave them Tequila and have a party. — Ron White Copy Share Image
“See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now." "Yes, Mr. Cliche. I know what I have… — Priscilla Glenn Copy Share Image
“See, Red? When life hands you lemons, you know what you gotta do now.” “Wow,” Lauren said. “Yes, Mr. Cliché, I know… — Priscilla Glenn Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, you make lemonade.when life hands you family & friends, tell them you love them every chance you… — Dhanush Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons, don't turn them into lemonade, because fact of the matter is, lemons do not like being squeezed… — Julia Knecht Copy Share Image
“life hands you lemons, you squeeze the hell out of them to get what you want. Why” — Denise Grover Swank Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons,keep them. Because, hey, free lemons.-T-Shirt — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons, hand them back and demand chocolate!” — Suzanne Sweeney Copy Share Image
“If life hands you lemons... make lemonade. Then... try to find someone to whom life has handed vodka...” — Les Edgerton Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, make grape juice then sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it. — Camilia Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons make grape juice and sit back and watch the world wonder how you did it! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When life hands you lemons sometimes you just have to say screw the lemons, and bail.” — Magan Vernon Copy Share Image
If life hands you lemons, make lemonade; if it hands you tomatoes, make vegetable stew. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons, you squirt them in the eye, than yell that you wanted limes! — Amanda Day Copy Share Image
“when life hands you lemons you should take them . . . and whack life by the butt with those damn lemon… — mei Copy Share Image
“Some say if life hands you lemons, make lemonade. I say if you're dealing with sour grapes, drink lots of wine.” — Isabelle Laflèche Copy Share Image
