“She's right, of course. My mother usually is. She's a librarian.” — Heather Vogel Frederick Copy Share Image
“My boyfriend thinks I lost my true calling to become a librarian.” — Paulina Porizkova Copy Share Image
Librarians are the secret masters of the world. They control information. Don't ever piss one off. — Spider Robinson Copy Share Image
Eratosthenes, the mapmaker who was the first man to accurately measure the size of the Earth, was a librarian. — Ken Jennings Copy Share Image
“You are like the beach at dawn when the fog comes in; each of those things is lovely on its own, but… — Deborah Blake Copy Share Image
Librarians in America do something like a couple of billion dollars worth of book business every year. — Michael Moore Copy Share Image
In addition to being a writer, I'm a librarian - professionally trained and everything. — Theresa Breslin Copy Share Image
“There's nothing like cataloguing books for taking your mind off things.” — Mary Lou Kirwin Copy Share Image
Not all librarians are evil cultists. Some librarians are instead vengeful undead who want to suck your soul. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Google can bring you back 100,000 answers. A librarian can bring you back the right one. — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
It's an essential fight librarians are making, an age-old fight; yours is a battle for civilization. It's a fight for our country's… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
“Pimps make the best librarians. Psycho killers, the worst. Ditto con men. Gangsters, gunrunners, bank robbers- adept at crowd control, at collaborating… — Avi Steinberg Copy Share Image
“From The World's Strongest Librarian: To see the value of a library, ignore the adults. Find an inquisitive child who doesn't have… — Josh Hanagarne Copy Share Image
I love librarians more than any other people in the world. When I was an immigrant kid, they’ve made me feel like… — Gary Shteyngart Copy Share Image
I'm a huge comic book collector. When I was a kid, I had both Marvel and DC. I was my own librarian.… — James Mangold Copy Share Image
My mother and my father were illiterate immigrants from Russia. When I was a child they were constantly amazed that I could… — Kirk Douglas Copy Share Image
The three rules of the Librarians of Time and Space are: 1) Silence; 2) Books must be returned by no later than… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“To be a librarian is not to be neutral, or passive, or waiting for a question. It is to be a radical… — R. David Lankes Copy Share Image
The library smells like old books — a thousand leather doorways into other worlds. I hear silence, like the mind of God.… — Laura Whitcomb Copy Share Image
“The moths were fluttering all over the sign at the desk that read DASHIELL QWERTY, SUB-LIBRARIAN. He was younger than I think… — Lemony Snicket Copy Share Image
Authors also create lovable, friendly characters, then proceed to do terrible things to them, like throw them in unsightly librarian-controlled dungeons. This… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
“Diane sometimes hears that Troy is an actuary. Sometimes she hears Troy is a florist. Sometimes she hears Troy is a cop,… — Joseph Fink Copy Share Image
Leaning her silly, beautiful, drunken head on my shoulder, she said, "Oh, Esther, I don't want to be a feminist. I don't… — Joanna Russ Copy Share Image
“If you want to look at a Detroit Free Press published since 2000," the reference librarian said, "you can use a database."… — JoAnna Carl Copy Share Image
“I'm a librarian in town,' she began. 'You sure about that?' The words popped out before he could stop them. Annabelle raised… — Susan Mallery Copy Share Image
“I was just turned last week. I'm a librarian." He stilled, as if I'd just told him I was the inventor of… — Molly Harper Copy Share Image
