I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?' — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
There may be said to be three sorts of lawyers, able, unable, and lamentable. — Robert Smith Copy Share Image
Like all lawyers, I was delighted by gratitude. It happened so rarely. — C.J. Sansom Copy Share Image
I was a litigation lawyer, following the crowd off the proverbial cliff, when I pressed the pause button. — Robin S. Sharma Copy Share Image
Who calls a lawyer rogue, may find, too lateUpon one of these depends his whole estate. — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
An incompetent lawyer can delay a trial for months or years. A competent lawyer can delay one even longer. — Evelle J. Younger Copy Share Image
The coffee arrives, and we backslide into what lawyers do best---talking about other lawyers. — John Grisham Copy Share Image
My father wasn't absolutely delighted. He wanted me to become a lawyer. I studied law, but I thought the shoe business was… — Diego Della Valle Copy Share Image
I am quite content to come home and go to Farming, be a select Man, and owe no Man any Thing but… — John Adams Copy Share Image
We may be well on our way to a society overrun by hordes of lawyers, hungry as locusts, and brigades of judges… — Warren E. Burger Copy Share Image
I'm against an income tax because all the rich people hire lawyers and accountants to be sure that they don't pay income… — Ann Richards Copy Share Image
Yeah, well, your people happen to be soul-sucking demons. (Wulf) You ever met a banker or a lawyer? Tell me who’s worse,… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
“A good lawyer has a grasp of what yesterday teaches us about today and tomorrow, and knows that the real meaning of… — Sol M. Linowitz Copy Share Image
“For me, taking the sort of dry principles of the law and bringing them into contact with human beings . . .… — Michael Ponsor Copy Share Image
Lawyers should not be charged with the same crimes as their clients. Trials related to political charges are not in accordance with… — Shirin Ebadi Copy Share Image
I want to be a lawyer, a dancer, an actress, a mother, a wife, a children's author, a distance runner, a poet,… — Rachel Corrie Copy Share Image
My junior year, I went to an LSAT-prep course. I flipped over my test and thought, 'You bastards.' I walked out and… — Alexis Ohanian Copy Share Image
I spoke to my father - my father's from Pakistan and he's also a lawyer - I said to him, "Well what… — Sadakat Kadri Copy Share Image
Such professions as the soldier and the lawyer ... give ample opportunity for crimes but not much for mere illusions. ... If… — Gilbert K. Chesterton Copy Share Image
O' beautiful for spacious skies But now those skies are threatening They're beating plowshares into swords For this tired old man that… — Don Henley Copy Share Image
I felt, as a lawyer, when I was mentoring and working with kids, that I gained a level of groundedness that I… — Michelle Obama Copy Share Image
As to the Christian religion, besides the strong evidence which we have for it, there is a balance in its favor from… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
There are three popular theories being bandied about to explain Robert Mueller investigation, but we have to remember that it was the… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
