I'd probably say to my younger self, get yourself a whole collection of lawyers. Which is what I have now. — Mike Oldfield Copy Share Image
I call my lawyer and say, 'Can I ask you two questions?' He says, 'What's the second question?' — Henny Youngman Copy Share Image
I've been blessed - every job I've had I've loved, whether it's as a lawyer, MP, cabinet minister. — Sadiq Khan Copy Share Image
If we wanted to make money we would have become lawyers or doctors or stuff like that. — Gabriel Ba Copy Share Image
A man may as well open an oyster without a knife, as a lawyer's mouth without a fee. — Barten Holyday Copy Share Image
... the true function of a lawyer was to unite parties driven asunder. — Mahatma Gandhi Copy Share Image
If you hire two lawyers, does that mean that both lawyers could be replaced by one paralegal? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Writing is not "the establishment of a professional reputation" as if one were a doctor or lawyer; it is not properly in… — Elizabeth Hardwick Copy Share Image
Government lawyers, like private ones, face the problem routinely of aiding in the defense and development of positions in whose correctness they… — Benjamin Wittes Copy Share Image
My father was a corporate lawyer. He went to work in a suit and tie. He had a secretary. He left the… — Carrie Brownstein Copy Share Image
Lawyering is very individualistic. There are lawyers who are going to be that persistent birddog, they're never going to give up on… — Lynne Stewart Copy Share Image
I wanted to be a doctor, but my mom was like, 'It's really hard and it's going to take 10 years,' so… — Charice Pempengco Copy Share Image
We had been working. We had a bunch of songs written and it came time to make the record, so we had… — Gene Ween Copy Share Image
Lawyers are like that famous vampire-bat, said to exist in Hungary, which seizes on a creature, and never lets go while there… — Walter Besant Copy Share Image
Ultimately, you are judged by a jury if you are a lawyer speaking to that jury, and you have to show respect… — Clay Travis Copy Share Image
[Hazel] hissed in frustration. 'I hate eidolons. I thought Piper made them promise to stay away.' 'Oh...' Frank said, like he'd just… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
In my culture, shoes are more or less the first thing women look at. Women look at the build, and then they… — Method Man Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be someone in the entertainment industry. In my eighth grade slideshow, when everyone was like "show us what… — Lilly Singh Copy Share Image
I did not intend to be a writer. I first wanted to be a lawyer, like my father. Then I got bit… — Alix Kates Shulman Copy Share Image
I considered a lot of different jobs as a kid. I thought about becoming a priest or a lawyer. My father had… — John C. Reilly Copy Share Image
“Now, in this case, I, who am the right owner, lie under two great disadvantages: first, my lawyer, being practised almost from… — Jonathan Swift Copy Share Image
I'm kind of floating out there as an artist. I'm in a safe place where I can play a girlfriend or a… — Nicole Ari Parker Copy Share Image
Lawyers are necessary in a community. Some of you...take a different view; but as I am a member of that legal profession,… — William Howard Taft Copy Share Image
"Lawyers Are": By law's dark by-ways he has stored his mind with wicked knowledge on how to cheat mankind. — George Crabbe Copy Share Image
Well, I really don't want to be a high-powered corporate lawyer. I'm really passionate about painting. — Chris Gardner Copy Share Image
Crocodiles have a smile I've seen on the face of every lawyer I've ever met. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I don’t believe man is woman’s natural enemy. Perhaps his lawyer is. — Shana Alexander Copy Share Image
My mother is a lawyer by profession. Now she has shifted with me in Bombay. I lost my father a long back. — Sourabh Raj Jain Copy Share Image
Only a very foolish lawyer will dare guess the outcome of a jury trial. — Jerome Frank Copy Share Image
I had aspirations to do different things with my life. I wanted to play soccer. I wanted to be a lawyer. Serendipity. — Pete Wentz Copy Share Image
The law is a system that protects everybody who can afford to hire a good lawyer. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
Lawyers are like rhinoceroses: thick skinned, short-sighted, and always ready to charge. — David Mellor Copy Share Image
The wise know that foolish legislation is a rope of sand, which perishes in the twisting. — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
I offer myself as a leader to the people of this country because I think they're looking for solutions, not lawyers arguing… — Ted Cruz Copy Share Image
So the good news is, if you're unemployed and you go to apply for a job and you're not hired for that… — Louie Gohmert Copy Share Image
Successful trial lawyers are like heat-seeking missiles carrying payloads of information prejudicial to their opponent's case, constantly looking for the chance to… — David Berg Copy Share Image
Troops fighting for their lives should not have to ask a lawyer sitting in air conditioning 500 miles away for permission to… — Erik Prince Copy Share Image
A suffering world cries for mercy, as far as the eye can see. Lawyers around every bend in the road, lawyers in… — Tom Paxton Copy Share Image