Laugh Quotes · Page 85

If fate doesn't make you laugh, you just don't get the joke.

— Gregory David Roberts

I think if you can get people to laugh, you can get people to listen.

— Arlen Specter

I've never had a Plan B. I've just always wanted to make people laugh, that's it.

— Jason Nash

Any job you can go to and have a laugh everyday has got to be a good job.

— Brent Spiner

My films are comical films. They are made to laugh at. They are comical - and scientifically correct.

— Isabella Rossellini

I was always sort of a ham as a kid, just always wanting to entertain and to get people to laugh.

— Haley Lu Richardson

We all laugh and cough with the same language and will die with the same language as well!

— Javad Alizadeh

Art should be serious, not a joke. I dont like to laugh about art.

— Gerhard Richter

An audience can feel when a comedian is confident - and then they will laugh. But if they feel at any point…

— Adrian Lester

What is that I see? A frown? How dare you put that upon your face! Maybe replace it with a smile. And…

— Amber Hope

“It's easy to make me laugh, you can make me laugh, anyone can make me laugh, but that certainly does not mean…

— C. JoyBell C

It's always wonderful to get to know women, with the mystery and the joy and the depth. If you can make a…

— Keanu Reeves

I have a really crazy cackle laugh, and I think sometimes people don't realize that they're not laughing at my jokes, they're…

— Kaitlyn Bristowe

The funniest thing about comedy is that you never know why people laugh. I know what makes them laugh but trying to…

— W. C. Fields

When you catch me after the fight, if you ask anybody, they'll tell you, 'James is a funny person.' I like people.…

— James Toney

The people who laugh and smile the most are the ones in the most pain. Laughing and smiling isn't just the best…

— Nishan Panwar

“We can't all be perfect parents and spouses, so we might as well laugh!”

— Jon Ziegler

It's easy to be negatively funny about personalities in the media. It's just kind of a cheap laugh.

— Stephen Malkmus

I can't laugh, be happy, present myself at any prize and also win on the centre court.

— Gabriela Sabatini

I'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

— Red Skelton

We can't laugh quite as much on camera, but we sure do on the set.

— Mary Hart

Probably one of the reasons I became a comedian is that you get a chance to control when people laugh at you.

— Ben Miller

Rules for today: 1) Pray 2) Laugh 3) Repeat. The only reason to take this life too seriously is if it's your only one.

— Mark Hart

Sometimes we need someone to listen our problems, to laugh together, to calm us down when we feel hurt.

— Anonymous

“The world is a mess and I want to laugh because all I can think is how horrible and beautiful it is.”

— Tahereh Mafi

Once you learn how to make people laugh, then you get to choose exactly how you want to make them laugh.

— John Oliver

It's when you cry just a little, but you laugh in the middle that you've made it.

— Jason Mraz

Why don't you laugh? If I did not laugh I should die, and you need this medicine as much as I do.

— Abraham Lincoln

Those who can laugh without cause have either found the true meaning of happiness or have gone stark raving mad.

— Norm Papernick

WHEN YOU GOING THROUGH SOMETHING YOU CANT SEE HOW FUNNY ITS GONNA BE LATER SO LAUGH NOW!!

— LEONARD PAUL ROSE

My fav kind of pain is in my stomach when my friends make me laugh so hard.

— Anonymous

So there's this boy the way he laugh's makes me smile the way he talks makes me grin and everything about him…

— Anonymous

I just laugh when people say that I don't have a passion for the game of basketball.

— Kelly Oubre, Jr

I don't have any writers. I never get a laugh with somebody else's jokes. I can't do it justice.

— Michael McIntyre

You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?

— Graham Kennedy

I was Sweater Queen at Bowling Green State University. Oh, that's a laugh, isn't it?

— Eva Marie Saint

I smile because you're my sister I laugh because you can't so anything about it.

— Anonymous

You have to be great friends and make each other laugh. We laugh a lot and neither is jealous of the other.

— Ruby Wax

You can laugh at my behavior that will never bother me, say the devil is my savior, but I don't pay no…

— Roger Hodgson

If a joke makes our tribe laugh, we assume it will make other friend-tribes laugh.

— Jay Chandrasekhar