Because you're the kind of guy who'd laugh at me when I fall. But help me up and whisper.it's okay I still… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I laugh at you so hard I start to cry. Your so unbelievable it's funny to me but not to your new… — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
We all know mirrors don't lie...let's be thankful they also don't laugh!! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I have always believed that a good laugh was good for both the mental and physical digestion. — Abraham Lincoln Copy Share Image
Bestfriends are the people in your life that make you laugh louder, smile brighter, and live better. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
He's trying not to laugh. I tell him I would have doomed mankind for him, and he's trying not to laugh. — Karen Marie Moning Copy Share Image
I wasn't planning on being a comedian; I just liked to laugh. Somebody said I should do it and that's how I… — Jamie Kennedy Copy Share Image
I can still get you wet and I can still make you laugh. You should call into work if that ain't too… — Drake Copy Share Image
My eyes are different sizes, my nose is too broad at the bridge and squishes up when I laugh, and my lips… — Terry Farrell Copy Share Image
Someday everything will all make perfect sense so for right now laugh at confusion, smile through the tears, and keep reminding yourself… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I always made people laugh, and everybody wanted me to sit at the table with them. I don't joke as much as… — Missy Elliot Copy Share Image
“Of course, they're not clowning around trying to make me laugh. They're doing their best to live very serious lives, and they… — Haruki Murakami Copy Share Image
The only reason why u stopped talkingà to me is because u found someoneà else, Im not sad. Im just going toà… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm not trying to teach anybody anything, I'm not trying to say anything, I have no political motive whatsoever. My motive is… — Jeff Dunham Copy Share Image
I used to do stuff at college. I could do voices. I could make some people laugh. I wasn't the class clown,… — Steve Coogan Copy Share Image
I use this little trick where I take my arms up above my head, breathe in really slowly, and repeat. I do… — Zoe Ball Copy Share Image
“..in the 21st century, we don’t need to march against size zero models, risible pornography, lap-dancing clubs and Botox. We don’t need… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
“I don’t care what your excuse is, I don’t care what you think God told you to do, if you are in… — Michael Grant Copy Share Image
“Not for Fun, Why so Hilarious? [Part 2] If someone wants to laugh at you, you have every right to make fun… — P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar Copy Share Image
Loud laughter is the mirth of the mob, who are only pleased with silly things; for true Wit or good Sense never… — Lord Chesterfield Copy Share Image
“But you know, as I do, that the storm will pass And that the implacable sun doesn't simply stop When obscured by… — Mauricio Rosencof Copy Share Image
I've found out why people laugh. They laugh because it hurts so much... because it's the only thing that'll make it stop… — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Once you realize you can make people laugh, it's a superpower. When you're really young, you don't know how to use that… — Nick Swardson Copy Share Image
When I'm playing comedy, I never do 'jokes.' Sometimes I'll deliver a line in a way I think is more likely to… — Bruce McGill Copy Share Image