“Knock knock! Who’s there? Amory! Amory who? Amory Christmas and a Happy New Year!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Soon as we get started making love, going harder I hear a knock, knock knocking on the wall. — Trey Songz Copy Share Image
Why are there no Knock Knock jokes about America? Because Freedom rings. . . — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Alf! Alf who? I pay Alf the rent here. Let me in!” — Johnny B. Laughing Copy Share Image
Girl: I'm pregnant Boy: knock knock Girl: *Pissed* THIS ISNT TIME FOR JOKES! Boy: knock knock Girl: *Sigh* Who's there? Boy: No… — Evan Ceaser Copy Share Image
Knock knock I'm at your neighbor house. Straight cash I bought ya neighbor out. You should come to the housewarming. Come and… — Jay Z Copy Share Image
“Knock knock.” “Who’s there?” “9/11.” “I shouldn’t even.” “No, come on.” “9/11 who?” “You swore you’d never forget.” — Violet LeVoit Copy Share Image
Knock, Knock." "Who's there?" "Olive." "Olive who?" "Olive...ooh. I love you, too," he said, figuring it out. "You can tell me that… — Jean Ferris Copy Share Image
“There's wickedness, dark as night. There are things that are wicked and if you touch them, they know you. They know where… — S.P. Miskowski Copy Share Image
“Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Banana. Banana who? Knock Knock! Who’s there? Orange. Orange who? Orange… — Michelle Zimmerman Copy Share Image
Feydeau's one rule of playwriting: Character A: My life is perfect as long as I don't see Character B. Knock Knock. Enter… — John Guare Copy Share Image
I would not want to be a mobile home repo man. Those would be hard to sneak away - "Knock knock -… — Mitch Hedberg Copy Share Image
“ANDRES INIESTA - SPAIN (No matter what they say six is better than seven) 5. DAVID BECKHAM - ENGLAND … — Alex Trost Copy Share Image
“—What do the children say? —There's a thing the children say. —What do the children say? —They say: Will you always love… — Donald Barthelme Copy Share Image
“...if you think the worst you'll get the worst, but if you think the best..." "and then everything will blow up in… — Brad Meltzer Copy Share Image
Only you Can open up my heart boy Only you Can open up my heart boy If ya Knock Knock... Got these… — Jasmine Sagginario Copy Share Image
“Shakespeare invented the Knock Knock joke, with the first one appearing in his play Macbeth. Here it is (and prepare yourself, it’s… — Jack Goldstein Copy Share Image
“Knock, knock. (Desiderius) Now, ain't this a bitch. Here I am, trying to kiss my girl, and you have to interrupt us.… — Sherrilyn Kenyon Copy Share Image
Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time) Me plus you. (Imma tell you one time) Me plus you. (Imma tell you… — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
“You have to allow the fear to be a messenger; to give you information that it's attempting to tell you: that you… — Bashar Copy Share Image
Knock! knock! who's there? me! me who? that's right? what's right? meehoo! that's what I want to know! what's what you want… — Shel Silverstein Copy Share Image
Now,I'm no scientist,but I know what endorphins are. They're tiny little magical elves that swim through your blood stream and tell funny… — Ellen DeGeneres Copy Share Image
I hear you knock knock knock baby come on up. I hope you got got got something in yo cup — Mike Posner Copy Share Image
When I met you girl my heart went knock knock. Now them butterflies in my stomach wont stop stop. — Justin Bieber Copy Share Image
Something like 'Knock Knock,' I was trying to do a Joe Meek, 'Johnny Remember Me'-type thing. — Matt Berry Copy Share Image
“Knock knock! Who’s there? Ben! Ben who? Ben knocking on this door all day long!” — Uncle Amon Copy Share Image
BOY:Knock Knock.. GIRL:WHO''S THERE...??? boy:Marry GIRL:Marry who...?? BOY:Marry me…:) — Anonymous Copy Share Image
