Kitten Quotes · Page 5

You hold the ones you love close and fight the battles you can win, and that, Kitten, is how it is.

— Jeaniene Frost

[My kitten's] gambols are not to be described, and would be incredible, if they could.

— William Cowper

Why wouldn't I dance?' Uh, maybe because at first glance he looked like he ate puppies for breakfast and kittens for lunch?

— Gena Showalter

One thing I am learning from the kitten is that everything he is doing seems to be in preparation for murder.

— Gene Weingarten

Youre still a little kitten that looks at my eyes, wanting love in this cold world.

— Anonymous

Life is one damned kitten after another." Mehitabel the Alley Cat

— Don Marquis

“My kitten tries to roar but all I hear is a tiny little meow,” he teased.”

— Lizzy Ford

Kitten." His voice was thick with something I couldn't name. "This is the part... where you don't have a choice.

— Jeaniene Frost

They tell us we are all citizens, that we were born in this country. Well, a cat can have kittens in the…

— Malcolm X

Minimize your therbligs until it becomes automatic; this doubles your effective lifetime - and thereby gives time to enjoy butterflies and kittens…

— Robert A. Heinlein

The last thing that you need to fret about is my feeling emasculated, Kitten; but talk is cheap, so I'll be sure…

— Jeaniene Frost

I've always had a fondness for that satirical, Terry Gilliam - esque evil corporate megastructure, the kind of business that hangs banners…

— Chris Hardwick

Elf made his way fuzzily back to the drawer, trying to think nasty thoughts about his tormentor (Mungo the dog) but he…

— Martha Grimes

Once upon a time there were three kittens, and their names were Mitten, Tom Kitten, and Moppet. They had dear little fur…

— Beatrix Potter

“You know, Professor, this stray kitten and you have one very important thing in common.' 'I can't imagine,' responded the professor coolly.…

— David Michie

“I love your hands,' he sighed. 'You think I look like an angel? Well, Kitten, your hands are my heaven and your…

— Jeaniene Frost

Dear my little Kitten friends, we are never liked by some people. But that's okay. Because one day we are going to…

— Anonymous

It was clear to me that it wouldn't matter what I did - they would never truly appreciate me or learn what…

— Jeff Lindsay

Don’t you listen to them, Rexy,” I cooed, and the cat sniffed my nose. “Rachel is a smart girl. She’s not going…

— Kim Harrison

“Rob opened the door, and a tiny kitten ran out. It stopped to sniff Rob‟s ankle and arched its back, spitting tiny…

— Diane Adams

“You’re safe and by the time I’m done with you, no fucker’s ever going to be able to hurt you again—you won’t…

— Amber A. Bardan

“Charlemagne opened his mouth to protest, but immediately snapped it shut and slapped a hand over his nose, a look of disgust…

— Stuart Hill

“Megan noisily sucked in air for a scream that froze in her lungs. The cat stood in front of the open fire…

— Cait Miller

I am accounted by some people as a good man. How cheap that character is acquired! Pay your debts, don't borrow money,…

— Charles Lamb

You sense and feel something different than I do, even if we lick the same kitten.

— Hank Green

“If a kitten without a collar walks into your life, you have to keep him. Timing is everything.”

— Daryl Wood Gerber

Ahhh. Bed, book, kitten, sandwich. All one needed in life, really.

— Jacqueline Kelly

True revolution comes from true revulsion; when things get bad enough the kitten will kill the lion.

— Charles Bukowski

Dikaios smacked Elam with his tail. "His curiosity wouldn't kill a sick kitten, much less a cat.

— Bryan Davis

One thing was certain, that the white kitten had had nothing to do with it-- it was the black kitten's fault entirely.

— Lewis Carroll

“God kills a kitten every time a girl masturbates. Save a kitten—sleep with me.” —Caine Deathwalker”

— Morgan Blayde

“The purring kitten on her shoulder and the beauty of the day rinsed away her gloom on the walk home.”

— Tara Maya

“Tall, dark and handsome was hot. Tall, dark, and handsome with a nestled kitten? Atomic. ”

— Chloe Neill

A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever and generally stopping before it gets there.

— Agnes Repplier

When I go out with the ladies, I don't force them to pronounce my name. I tell them I like to go…

— Joaquin Phoenix

“You call that begging? Oh, Kitten, you can do better than that...”

— Jeaniene Frost

Kittens play with yarn, they bat it around. What they're really doing is saying, "I can't knit, get this away from me!"

— Mitch Hedberg

Every natural movement is graceful. Did you ever watch a kitten at play?

— Anna Cora Mowatt

[My kitten] is dressed in a tortoise-shell suit, and I know you will delight in her.

— William Cowper

You got barn cats and you want to make them tamed, you need to get them as kittens.

— Temple Grandin