If I had a kid, and I had a choice between teaching somebody how to avoid trouble, or teaching them how to… — Fiona Apple Copy Share Image
When I went to acting school, the kids that got the best grades were the kids that could cry on cue. But… — Albert Brooks Copy Share Image
Russia has banned all adoptions to Americans. So, if you were hoping to get a little white kid with fetal alcohol syndrome,… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
We only live once, and how would you want to be remembered? I have kids. I have, due to my job, a… — Gilles Marini Copy Share Image
He was the class clown, the court jester, because he'd learn early that if you cracked jokes and pretended you weren't scared,… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I'm sick of the ignorance that lack of funding has generated, of the fathers who apporach me at dinner parties with their… — Koren Zailckas Copy Share Image
I learned an invaluable lesson from a kid in Argentina when we were playing Buenos Aires in 2002. I came out of… — Rick Wakeman Copy Share Image
In some ways the players are no different to kids as you've got to set boundaries and you've got to work within… — Warren Gatland Copy Share Image
I heard friends and strangers saying, "You don't look Arab - what are you supposed to be?" It really is a tired… — Diana Abu-Jaber Copy Share Image
I did. I did see Bigfoot when I was a kid and I still believe it to this day. I saw a… — Barry Watson Copy Share Image
Obviously there are many, many ways of being an outsider, but having immigrant parents is one of them. For one thing, it… — Elif Batuman Copy Share Image
Sometimes it was difficult to make friends and be social in school because I was always practicing while other kids were getting… — Nancy Kerrigan Copy Share Image
There's a tendency to make jazzy educational software that's very uniform and therefore just like school. I'd like to see a company… — Seymour Papert Copy Share Image
This stigma associated with drug use--the belief that bad kids use, good kids don't, and those with full-blown addiction are weak, dissolute,… — David Sheff Copy Share Image
I've spent the majority of my life estranged from either one or both of my parents, and I've really had a lot… — Jason Diamond Copy Share Image
Kids are told there are no differences between boys and girls. They are told there is no such thing ultimately as right… — Rush Limbaugh Copy Share Image
I don't get a lot of big offers. Never have in my career. For some reason, record labels don't call me, famous… — Gordon Raphael Copy Share Image
When kids run up to me and ask, 'What happened?' I just lean over and whisper, 'Cigarettes.' And once I was in… — Nick Vujicic Copy Share Image
I love babies, and I have my nephews that I love. I have a great mom and she has raised three kids,… — Jamie Lynn Spears Copy Share Image
It's a cliché to state that one should think like a child, but it's clear that kids know something that the world… — John Darnielle Copy Share Image
My son, before he went to school, he'd eat pretty much everything. Then as soon as he went to school, he got… — Tom Colicchio Copy Share Image
I don't want everyone to think of me as just 'that kid who called Jesse Jackson a communist in middle school.' That's… — Evangeline Lilly Copy Share Image
If you are irresponsible as a parent and don't know what your kids are watching, that's your problem. It's not the creator's… — Vikramaditya Motwane Copy Share Image
I am an Air Force brat who grew up at various Air Force bases. I changed six schools in about five years… — Kapil Sharma Copy Share Image
I've never trained anyone that I haven't known as a child. I knew Kirkland when he was 12. Every one of them… — Ann Wolfe Copy Share Image
By the time I was 11, I wanted to be a comedian. So all those years later, I've managed to achieve my… — George Lopez Copy Share Image
When 'American Pie' happened, I was so lucky to get that opportunity and I just tried to do a good job in… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate the idea of sheltering kids from challenging books. It's just another form of conservative fear that promotes ignorance more than… — Adam Rapp Copy Share Image
I think we need to do as much as we can to give back to these young kids growing up. I think… — Mario Lemieux Copy Share Image
We were postwar middle-class white kids living in the slipstream of the greatest per-capita rise in income in the history of Western… — John Lahr Copy Share Image
When I was a kid, I'd watch pro football on TV and I'd see someone make a play and I'd say, 'I… — Terrell Owens Copy Share Image
I think the best way to control a population is to urbanize and to educate women. We have seen historically in many,… — Ian Bremmer Copy Share Image
The worst thing about this modern world is that people think you get killed on television with zero pain and zero blood.… — David Lynch Copy Share Image
I never wanted to be a wild kid. I respected my parents and I had great friends. I was lucky. We did… — Carrie Underwood Copy Share Image
I used to write songs that mimicked other songs that I would hear as a kid, cos I was 12 years old… — Justin Nozuka Copy Share Image
It means a lot that fans feel connected to us and care about us, and that means the world, because that's what… — Taylor York Copy Share Image
My Gram said that I would get the role in whichever show God thought was right but it wouldn't hurt to express… — Susan Olsen Copy Share Image
I think a lot of people were like, "Oh, you're 13, you're gonna rebel." But I was never in public school and… — Ellar Coltrane Copy Share Image
The age of your children is a key factor in how quickly you are served in a restaurant. We once had a… — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
I think when I was a kid, and I was in England and it was all about The Stones, The Who, The… — Slash Copy Share Image
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