Democrats are like a big tortoise that's on its back and can't get up; you can't make jokes about that. — Lewis Black Copy Share Image
Specifically in stand-up, I love jokes. I love short, structured ideas and a punchline. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
Im not saying I hate ya but if you happen to get hit by a bus, I might be the one driving.. — Kevin McCarty Copy Share Image
It's hard to enjoy practical jokes when your whole life feels like one. — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
I write for Reader's Digest. It's not hard. All you do is copy out an article and mail it in again. — Milt Kamen Copy Share Image
My friends joke that I raised the Titanic and never left the Rockies. — Clive Cussler Copy Share Image
If the loser keeps his smile, the winner will loose the thrill of victory. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Listening a cultivated person of today that jokes and almost boasts about his scientific ignorance, is as sad as listening a scientist… — Carlo Rovelli Copy Share Image
One of the great things about kids is, they haven't heard a lot of the old jokes. You can get away with… — Fred Willard Copy Share Image
The cheesecake was smooth and lush, with the personality of a warm and well-to-do uncle who knows a hundred dirty jokes and… — Don DeLillo Copy Share Image
A despot doesn't fear eloquent writers preaching freedom- he fears a drunken poet who may crack a joke that will take hold. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Improv requires your audience to be informed about what improv is. With stand-up, anybody can sit down and watch stand-up and laugh… — Kurt Braunohler Copy Share Image
When my family all got together, I'd always get up and entertain everyone, but it was all a bit of a joke.… — Duffy Copy Share Image
What do we care, if the world is a joke? We'll give it a big kiss, we'll give it a poke. Death… — Elvis Costello Copy Share Image
I take care of myself, which includes dieting, exercising and minimising stress. I joke that I've been on a diet since 1974,… — Kim Cattrall Copy Share Image
Let the surgeon take care to regulate the whole regimen of the patient's life for joy and happiness by promising that he… — Henri de Mondeville Copy Share Image
I have a basic theorem as to how I do my jokes. Growing up, I knew when to cross the line and… — Larry the Cable Guy Copy Share Image
Stay out of the gutter in your conversation. Foul talk defiles the man who speaks it... Don't swear. Don't profane. Avoid so-called… — Gordon B. Hinckley Copy Share Image
After you do a joke a few times, you have material that you know works. Although sometimes I have a joke that… — Aziz Ansari Copy Share Image
There are terrific TV shows now. This is a golden age for TV humor, I think. There's an actual market there. Of… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
At first I had no skills in writing comedy. I didn't know what a joke was, but, as someone once told me,… — Steve Martin Copy Share Image
I think it's cool to play characters who are very joke-y and yet you can show a total serious, very somber side… — James Phelps Copy Share Image
Irony ruined everything Even the best exploitation movies were never meant to be 'so bad they were good'. They were not made… — John Waters Copy Share Image
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