Have you ever noticed that anybody driving slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Never argue with an idiot. People watching won't be able to tell the difference — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Life ... is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm an idiot for caring, I'm an idiot for still liking you, I'm just a plain idiot! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you cant laugh at yourself and be a total idiot with your friends sometimes then you are just missing out. Life… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I hate how when I read in my head I sound like a pro, but when I read out loud I sound… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You must be a special kind of stupid to think acting like a jerk is attractive to girls. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If we assume that man actually does resemble God, then we are forced into the impossible theory that God is a coward,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Andrew hated to see her humiliated and pathetic like this; but he half hated her too for landing herself in it, when… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Idiot. Which road do you take when you're running from something weaker than yourself? Or maybe you're the one looking for an… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
She's in front of me, crying, he just left her, she says he's an idiot, she's an idiot the whole goddam world… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm sure you've heard people talk about their Heart's Desire—well that's a load of rot. Hearts are idiots. They're big and squishy… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I say, Watson,’ he whispered, ‘would you be afraid to sleep in the same room as a lunatic, a man with softening… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The mind always functions in an eccentric way, the mind is always an idiot. The really intelligent person has no mind. Intelligence… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“There is, however, a strong empirical reason why we should cultivate thoughts that can never be proved. It is that they are… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One reads the truer deeper facts of Reconstruction with a great despair. It is at once so simple and human, and yet… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“For example, say you're an average web developer. You're familiar with a dozen programming languages, tons of helpful libraries, standards, protocols, what… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I live right next to a grocery store and I don't know if it's the bachelor in me, but I just go… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say arguing with an idiot makes two of them so, Ill just leave you alone on this one!.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear Sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Suppose, my dear Chadd, suppose it is we who are the idiots because we are not afraid of devils in the dark? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“In these days, a man who says a thing cannot be done, quite apt to be interrupted by some idiot doing it.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Feeling like an idiot when people scream your name and you can't find them. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love is not an option. It's the choice of an idiot who wants to end with nothing, robbed and abused and humiliated. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
