Husbands Quotes · Page 7

One wife is too much for most husbands to bear, But two at a time there's no mortal can bear.

— John Gay

There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep the first.

— Adela Rogers St. Johns

“Bottom line, we don't trust our husbands and we want our own way.”

— Anonymous

Do not put such unlimited power into the hands of husbands. Remember all men would be tyrants if they could.

— Abigail Adams

If women believed in their husbands they would be a good deal happier and also a good deal more foolish.

— H. L. Mencken

“Rakes make good husbands. Especially when they fall in love.”

— Jess Michaels

Some husbands are living proof that a woman can take a joke.

— G K Chesterton

Husbands do not care to be contradicted. Indeed, I do not know anyone who does.

— Barbara Mertz

When looking for a life partner, my advice to women is date all of them: the bad boys, the cool boys, the…

— Sheryl Sandberg

“If Jules or Ash needed to see each other, then the two husbands stepped aside. It almost seemed gratifying to the men…

— Meg Wolitzer

Some men are born husbands; they have a passion for domesticity, for a fireside, for a home. Yet, curiously, these men very…

— Ada Leverson

“...every year for decades there had been great excitement over the Largest Vegetable competition ("That would be my husband", was the standard…

— G.M. Malliet

Expecting perfection inevitably leads to disappointment. A more realistic goal is for husbands and wives to work, learn and grow together.

— Kemmy Nola

“Husbands are annoying at times, but they are a habit which grows on one, and life is extraordinarily dull without them.”

— D.E. Stevenson

“I have no husband, sir. Nor am I eager to acquire one. From my observation, husbands tend to limit a woman’s adventures.”

— Amanda Quick

“When people ask me how we've lived past one hundred, I say, 'Honey, we never married. We never had husbands to worry…

— Amy Hill Hearth

It is of course, entirely possible that men (or anyone who is relatively privileged) are most defensive, most obstinate and unseeing when…

— Faye J Crosby

“Something is missing, and it's something not so easy to name as semiabsent husbands, not so easy to point to as a…

— Judith Warner

How do you give smart, accomplished, ambitious women the same opportunities as men to reach their goals? What about universal preschool and…

— Gail Collins

World fertility surveys indicate that anywhere from one third to one half of the babies born in the Third World would not…

— Donella Meadows

“Hats, like first husbands in my experience, are usually a mistake.”

— Danielle Ganek

Husbands are like guns ... keep one around for long enough and you're gonna want to shoot it!

— Nikhil Saluja

It seemed that I was more interested in raising my children, not in pursuing my husbands.

— Debbie Reynolds

My husbands all repeatedly said the same thing - that I was not a very passionate woman.

— Debbie Reynolds

“The idiot will tire soon enough of his playthings and will come home; husbands always do.”

— Cecilia Manguerra Brainard

[When asked how many husbands she had had:] My own, or other people's?

— Peggy Guggenheim

Even so husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. He who loves his wife loves himself.

— Paul the Apostle

When you consider what a chance women have to poison their husbands, it's a wonder there isn't more of it done

— Kin Hubbard

There are few husbands whom the wife cannot win in the long run, by patience and love.

— Margaret of Valois

“When offended, husbands should “act like men, be strong”(1 Corinthians 16:13).”

— Emerson Eggerichs

I've never seen people enjoying their husbands' deaths so much

— Ann Coulter

Frankly, too many women treat their husbands as accessories instead of priorities.

— Laura Schlessinger

Husbands should not have to earn respect anymore than wives should have to earn love.

— Anonymous

“all the husbands That cannot do that feat, you'll leave yourself Hardly one subject.”

— William Shakespeare

Men who don't understand women fall into two groups: Bachelors and Husbands.

— Daniel Tosh

“To the bachelor, the language of women is mystery. In those matters, a married man is already a scholar”

— Bangambiki Habyarimana

My husband and I have figured out a really good system about the housework: neither one of us does it

— Dottie Archibald

“The King did what all wise husbands do. He did as he was told.”

— Toby Forward

Housewives of the 1950s were supposed to create show-stopping meals every night for their hard-working husbands.

— Caroline Leavitt

You know, honey, husbands come and go but I'm still Cher at the end of the day.

— Cher