Human race Quotes by Mark Twain

Etiquette requires us to admire the human race.

— Mark Twain

“There are times when I would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.”

— Mark Twain

There are times when one would like to hang the whole human race, and finish the farce.

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It was enough to make a body ashamed of the human race.

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The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.

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Damn these human beings; if I had invented them I would go hide my head in a bag.

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Such is the human race, often it seems a pity that Noah... didn't miss the boat.

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The human race consists of the damned and the ought-to-be damned.

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I am the entire human race compacted together. I have found that there is no ingredient of the race which I do…

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When the human race has once acquired a superstition, nothing short of death is ever likely to remove it.

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“India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend and…

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The human race was always interesting and we know by its past that it will always continue so, monotonously.

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God's great cosmic joke on the human race was requiring that men and women live together in marriage

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I believe I have no prejudices whatsoever. All I need to know is that a man is a member of the human…

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“Well, there are times when one would like to hang the whole human race and finish the farce.”

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Is the human race a joke? Was it devised and patched together in a dull time when there was nothing important to…

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Every man is in his own person the whole human race without a detail lacking…I knew I should not find in any…

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India is the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and…

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Strip the human race, absolutely naked, and it would be a real democracy. But the introduction of even a rag of tiger…

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Why was the human race created? Or at least why wasn't something creditable created in place of it? God had His opportunity.…

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We all belong to the nasty stinking little human race, & of course it is not nice for God's beloved vermin to…

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I have damaged my intellect trying to imagine why a man should want to invent a repeating clock, and how another man…

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There is no God, no universe, no human race, no earthly life, no heaven, no hell. It is all a dream, a…

— Mark Twain

India is, the cradle of the human race, the birthplace of human speech, the mother of history, the grandmother of legend, and…

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A policeman in plain clothes is a man; in his uniform he is ten. Clothes and title are the most potent thing,…

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“Unlimited power is the ideal thing when it is in safe hands. The despotism of heaven is the one absolutely perfect government,…

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If the statistics are right, the Jews constitute but one percent of the human race. It suggests a nebulous dim puff of…

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As to the human race. There are many pretty and winning things about the human race. It is perhaps the poorest of…

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“The shades of difference between other people and me serve to make variety and prevent monotony, but that is all; broadly speaking,…

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“The reason that certain tender subjects are avoided and forbidden in all other clubs is because those clubs consist of more than…

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“Satan laughed his unkind laugh to a finish; then he said: "It is a remarkable progress. In five or six thousand years…

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“Strange! that you should not have suspected years ago--centuries, ages, eons, ago!--for you have existed, companionless, through all the eternities. Strange, indeed,…

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“You are not you--you have no body, no blood, no bones, you are but a thought. I myself have no existence; I…

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“The coat of arms of the human race ought to consist of a man with an axe on his shoulder proceeding toward…

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The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter.

— Mark Twain

There isn't any way to libel the human race.

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Why should anybody want to save the human race, or damn it either? Does God want its society? Does Satan?

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The human race is a race of cowards; and I am not only marching in that procession but carrying a banner.

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Each man is afraid of his neighbor's disapproval - a thing which, to the general run of the human race, is more…

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If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times.

— Mark Twain