Hotel Quotes · Page 13

The most difficult thing about being well known? Getting out of a hotel room at 4am.

— Jack Nicholson

1,2,3, I'm at the Chelsey Hotel, like, Sid and Nancy, with knife, and two grams of candy

— Yelawolf

“Only three things mattered about a hotel: position, position and position.”

— Jeffrey Archer

What happens is we finish the show, have a couple of drinks, go back to the hotel, talk, and that's it.

— Ian Gillan

If I didn't have a family, I don't know that I would never not be in a hotel room working.

— Noah Wyle

Sure, we loaned money to build hotels and casinos in Las Vegas. So what? Las Vegas borrowers were good customers.

— Jimmy Hoffa

I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter.

— Steven Wright

Yoga is a great thing to do because you can just practice it by yourself in your hotel.

— Stella Maxwell

People can't believe how hard I work… I love it. I think it just runs through my veins. My great-grandfather was a…

— Paris Hilton

The economy is so bad that bedbugs are now infesting sleeping bags and tents, because they can't afford to stay in hotels…

— Jay Leno

My favorite hotel is the Villa Alilla in Bali. The setting is pure bliss, overlooking the ocean of Uluwatu; the eye line…

— Carolyn Murphy

I'm saying that I believe Paula Jones, is what i'm saying. And I believe that that $14,000 a year Arkansas State employee…

— Kellyanne Conway

And thus Charles found himself wandering around a hotel, trailing federal agents as he held a cardboard coffee cup holder in each…

— Patricia Briggs

You can get rid of the column. It's a little like staying at a hotel; you get used to the shape of…

— Anna Quindlen

We spent all day travelling, living away from the people you love, not sleep in our own bed ... We are far…

— Novak Djokovic

…decay and disfavor came together as other parts of the coast were developed, and the canals became weed-clogged ditches breeding mosquitoes, and…

— Edward Bunker

When we think of design, we usually imagine things that are chosen because they are designed. Vases or comic books or architecture...…

— Seth Godin

I was the greenest rookie that ever was. One evening I was standing out on the sidewalk when a stranger approached and…

— Walter Johnson

You know when you're thinking about what you want to be when you grow up, or how you want your life to…

— Jarvis Cocker

Packing is basically: If you're going on a weekend, then just take what you're really going to wear. And how many times…

— Rachel Zoe

We will eventually build space science labs and hotels, prodding the capability for missions beyond the orbit of the Earth. Our space-hotel…

— Richard Branson

I'm trying to photosynthesize like a plant. I'm off eating. Although I am making a lot of banana daiquiries in my room…

— Jimmy Page

“It's goddamned funny in this police racket how an old woman can look out of a window and see a guy running…

— Raymond Chandler

You're not allowed to stay in a hotel room on your own if you're under 18. I used to bring an older…

— Maisie Williams

When you come to a hotel where everything is brand new, it's logical that not everything works.

— Toni Kroos

I've stayed in enough hotels so I really know what works and what doesn't design-wise.

— Patrick Cox

We stayed in a hotel in Marbella once that was still being built and should never have had guests.

— Maureen Lipman

To put it rather bluntly, I am not the type who wants to go back to the land; I am the type…

— Fran Lebowitz

New York City is a great apartment hotel in which everyone lives and no one is at home.

— Glenway Wescott

If I book a hotel it's actually very funny. It's very nice to be a genuine Mr Smith.

— Robert Smith

I like to stay in a hotel where it's a dome of silence. I can sit in my room and do nothing.

— Jim Gaffigan

I don't flaunt my money. I like to stay at nice hotels but I'm not a flashy chick. I haven't got much…

— Beyonce Knowles

A hotel is a place that keeps the manufacturers of 25-watt bulbs in business.

— Shelley Berman

It doesn't matter if you're staying at a four-star hotel, you will never have your whole closet with you.

— Lexa Doig

My mother cleaned hotel rooms and worked in a video store. My father delivered newspapers and washed dishes in restaurants.

— Leana S. Wen

Since my baby left me, I've found a new place to dwell, down at the end of Lonely Street at Heartbreak Hotel.

— Elvis Presley

You know you've checked into Heartbreak Hotel for real when you feel less desirable than uncooked fish.

— Plum Sykes

When I'm in Jerusalem, I stay at the American Colony Hotel, neutral territory: the secret peace talks of 1992/3 started there.

— Simon Sebag Montefiore

“The phone rang. Softly, in actuality, yet it seemed loud and ominous, as phones do at night in dark hotel rooms.”

— Jim Thompson

I don't remember the hotel rooms or the airports but I always remember the events.

— Chuck Palahniuk