Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors and never invite them round to dinner. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Anything invented after you’re thirty-five is against the natural order of things — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Pardon me for breathing, which I never do any way so I don’t know why I bother to say it, oh God,… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
God's Final Message to His Creation: 'We apologize for the inconvenience. — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Far out in the uncharted backwaters of the unfashionable end of the western spiral arm of the Galaxy lies a small unregarded… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
The first ten million years were the worst," said Marvin, "and the second ten million years, they were the worst too. The… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
It seemed to me,' said Wonko the Sane, 'that any civilization that had so far lost its head as to need to… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Life is like a grapefruit. Well, it's sort of orangy-yellow and dimpled on the outside, wet and squidgy in the middle. It's… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Space is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
Marvin trudged on down the corridor, still moaning. "...and then of course I've got this terrible pain in all the diodes down… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
“Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue, apart from Don't Panic.… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
I think when people mean that Discworld books have become darker they really mean the series is growing up. In 'The Colour… — Terry Pratchett Copy Share Image
“She thought that trying to live life according to any plan you actually work out is like trying to buy ingredients for… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
One nonabsolute number is the given time of arrival, which is now known to be one of the most bizarre of mathematical… — Douglas Adams Copy Share Image
