It's time to cancel Halloween candy and improve the health of our children. — Richard Bacon Copy Share Image
The best thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
I used to compete with my brother to see who could get the most Halloween candy, I remember doing that. — Jermell Charlo Copy Share Image
You know why I love November 1st? It's 50% off chocolate Halloween candy. . . :-) — Rick Sutter Copy Share Image
“Are you nuts? Why’re you not in there already? The old Ford would’ve run in there with a Ouija board and a… — Desmond Doane Copy Share Image
My favorite Halloween candy is the candy corn. It comes in four colors: white, yellow, orange, brown. Those are also the stages… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
Christmas = Gifts . Halloween = Candy . Thanksgiving = Food . New Years = Drinks . Valentines = Sex . Birthday = All Of The Above. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
On Halloween, don't you know back when you were little, your mom tells you don't eat any candy until she checks it?… — Derrick Rose Copy Share Image
“People gave you a hard time about being a kid at twelve. They didn’t want to give you Halloween candy anymore. They… — Heather O'Neill Copy Share Image
Halloween was confusing. All my life my parents said, "Never take candy from strangers." And then they dressed me up and said,… — Rita Rudner Copy Share Image
The great thing about candy is that it can't be spoiled by the adult world. Candy is innocent. And all Halloween candy… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
And all Halloween candy pales next to candy corn, if only because candy corn used to appear, like the Great Pumpkin, solely… — Rosecrans Baldwin Copy Share Image
“People gave you a hard time about being a kid at twelve. They didn't want to give you Halloween candy anymore. They… — Heather O'Neill Copy Share Image
“People give you a hard time about being a kid at twelve. They didn't want to give you Halloween candy anymore. They… — Heather O'Neill Copy Share Image
Easter: When your parents take all the leftover Halloween candy and hide it around the house in colorful eggs. When you cant… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Many people object to “wasting money in space” yet have no idea how much is actually spent on space exploration. The CSA’s… — Chris Hadfield Copy Share Image
In recent years, there have been reports of people with twisted minds putting razor blades and poison in taffy apples and Halloween… — Ann Landers Copy Share Image
Halloween is tomorrow. A group of wine experts has actually come up with a list of the best wines to pair with… — Jimmy Fallon Copy Share Image
