By the time a man can afford to lose a golf ball, he can't hit that far. — Jacob Braude Copy Share Image
If Jack Nicklaus can win the Masters at 46, I can win the Kentucky Derby at 54. — Bill Shoemaker Copy Share Image
When I swing at a golf ball right, my mind is blank and my body is loose as a goose. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
It's not hard to find Gerry Ford on a golf course - you just follow the wounded. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
At 15 we put down my bag to hunt for a ball, found the ball, lost the bag. — Lee Trevino Copy Share Image
I always said that if they have a golf course like this in heaven, I want to be the head pro. — Gary Player Copy Share Image
Golf may be played on Sunday, not being a game within the view of the law, but being a form of moral… — Stephen Leacock Copy Share Image
It is always disillusioning to weigh your fish and measure your golf drives. Smart men estimate them. — Havilah Babcock Copy Share Image
Because golf exposes the flaws of the human swing - a basically simple maneuver - it causes more self-torture than any game… — Grantland Rice Copy Share Image
Indeed, the highest pleasure of golf may be that on the fairways and far from all the pressures of commerce and rationality,… — Colman McCarthy Copy Share Image
Putting is just so different than the rest of the game, so when it comes to putters, it's all personal. — Scottie Scheffler Copy Share Image
Hold on fuck you. Brace yourself; buck tooth. Yeah I golf; putt too. Swallow balls; nuts toooooooo. — Nicki Minaj Copy Share Image
If you ask my wife, she says I play too much golf. I usually play about four times a week. — Ken Griffey Jr Copy Share Image
People talk about how you make team spirit - is it golf days or going out drinking together? That doesn't count. When… — Gordon Strachan Copy Share Image
I've always tried to play golf with a golf club. I have a hard time driving with my rifle. I mean, 18… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Golf gives no margin: either you win or you fail. You cannot hedge; you cannot bluff; you cannot give a stop order.… — Arnold Haultain Copy Share Image
I don't play any role; I just play golf. I love the competition. For me, the pleasure begins on Thursday morning when… — Laura Davies Copy Share Image
And Kate Hepburn-God, she's beautiful, God, she plays golf well, God, she can get anyone in the world on the phone, God,… — Joseph L. Mankiewicz Copy Share Image
You people are out of your minds. Clemsons Walker Course is not only one of the nicest courses in the Southeast, its… — Mark Richards Copy Share Image
It's an individual sport (golf), so it's the exact opposite of baseball. If you hit a bad shot, you can't say, 'Well,… — Albert Belle Copy Share Image
What most people don't understand is that UFOs are on a cosmic tourist route. That's why they're always seen in Arizona, Scotland,… — Alice Cooper Copy Share Image
