Golf Quotes · Page 56

I've seen lifelong friends drift apart over golf just because one could play better, but the other counted better.

— Stephen Leacock

I've spent more time playing golf than anything else the last 18 years. Just wanted to be an 80s-shooter. Got there, too.

— Jack Nicholson

I realized that the secret to golf isn't how low you shoot when it's going good, it's how to make your bad…

— Notah Begay III

I'll always remember the day I broke ninety. I had a few beers in the clubhouse and was so excited I forgot…

— Bruce Lansky

A guy in Pennsylvania was arrested because he was drunk in his golf cart going from bar to bar. So they arrested…

— David Letterman

There is no such thing as a natural golfer but you become one by hitting thousands of balls

— Lee Trevino

Golf is the closest game to the game we call life. You get bad breaks from good shots; you get good breaks…

— Bobby Jones

It's pretty obvious when Tiger makes a birdie. I think everybody at the golf course cheers for him.

— Brooks Koepka

Dream golf is simply golf played on another course. We chip from glass tables onto moving stairways; we swing in a straightjacket,…

— John Updike

Time management is probably the biggest thing I've had to learn to deal with being on the PGA Tour, whether it be…

— Rickie Fowler

The patience that goes with the game, the little things that go along with the game, you have so much more time…

— John Elway

I'm one of a few guys on the PGA Tour who doesn't work with an instructor. I'm not saying mechanics don't matter.…

— Rickie Fowler

“Golf baffles me. They says it’s a sport, and I have to take their word for it, but anything that involves having…

— Gary Reilly

Then I thought, with the same clubhead speed, the ball's going to go at least six times as far. There's absolutely no…

— Alan Shepard

Adrenaline is a huge deal. All of a sudden you start hitting the golf ball a little bit farther. You learn to…

— Gary Woodland

I really love the camaraderie you can share amongst some buddies, and the ability to laugh, enjoy the afternoon, enjoy the day.…

— Michael Waltrip

I always wanted to play pro golf, but I never 100 percent believed that I'd be out here. But I never had…

— Scottie Scheffler

Now that I am no longer President, I find I can no longer win every game of golf I play.

— George H. W. Bush

Golf is an extremely expensive sport, and growing up, I didn't come from a lot, but my parents sacrificed a lot for…

— Tony Finau

Forty-one rules aren't so many - St. Benedict had 73 to keep the brethren on the straight and narrow.

— Colman McCarthy

I watch golf on television, although I don't golf - except for visits to the driving range in spurts.

— Elinor Lipman

I couldn't tell you exactly what I like about golf. Just when you think you've got it mastered it lets you know…

— Clint Eastwood

There are more bogeys in the last nine holes of the U.S. Open than in any other tournament in God's creation.

— Ray Floyd

I think golf can be one of those places where we act and we hope that people act as we would like…

— Condoleezza Rice

I tried real hard to play golf, and I was so bad at it they would have to check me for ticks…

— Jeff Foxworthy

You can always speak with great authority on how well you played today, but never on how you'll play tomorrow.

— Gary Player

If you see a player out in public having dinner, chances are he's with his boring money manager or some boring rich…

— Dan Jenkins

I thought the opportunity to play golf 12 months a year would give me a chance to go where I wanted to go.

— Gary Woodland

No golfer ever gets so consistently good that he can't use some constructive advice. No matter how many trophies he may win,…

— Byron Nelson

A golf course should aspire to generate as much energy as it consumes - golf should be leading the way toward energy…

— Thomas Friedman

I still enjoy what I do. I haven't been playing much golf and none since I dislocated my shoulder, but I come…

— Arnold Palmer

My mind is constantly in five different places, but golf is great because it forces you to focus completely and purely on…

— Jessica Alba

I like to play golf. You know, make a little money, lose a little money. Get 10 bucks, lose 20 bucks.

— Glen Campbell

I asked my priest if it was a sin to play golf on Sunday. And he said, "It's a sin for you…

— Nick Saban

This new baseball is like a golf ball. I think there are going to be a lot more dents put in the…

— Don Zimmer

I find pride in the fact I'm still playing high-level golf at 43 and believe I can until I'm 50.

— Paul Casey

It takes hundreds of good golf shots to gain confidence, but only one bad one to lose it.

— Jack Nicklaus

“Don’t harsh my hood,” she bantered back. “We’re getting a mini-golf course as soon as the meth factory pays off big on…

— H.T. Night

Two things that are not long for this world: dogs that chase cars and professional golfers who putt for pars.

— Lee Trevino

I've had the luxury of playing golf around the world, and I've spent a lot of time evaluating how to play all…

— Tiger Woods