Baffling late-life discovery: Golfers wear those awful clothes on purpose. — Herb Caen Copy Share Image
The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie. — George Deukmejian Copy Share Image
I hurt my shoulder on the fifth tee - just hitting it too hard when you're too old. — Ian Woosnam Copy Share Image
I met a guy on the golf course who was a kinesiologist - after I looked up the word, I found out… — Johnny Mathis Copy Share Image
Mary had a little putt, she needed it for par. Mary has a second putt...the first one went too far! — Margaret Kennard Copy Share Image
I have a random array of ball markers in my bag and don't use any specific one. Many are the plastic kind… — Matt Kuchar Copy Share Image
I like the beach and would also love to learn golf because I think it is rather elegant for an older lady. — Virginia Hey Copy Share Image
Golfers have a tendency to be very masochistic. They like to punish themselves for some reason. A lot of them like tough… — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
That is what I love about golf, you can go play somewhere where all the greats have played. — Lee Cattermole Copy Share Image
[On golf:] ... though aware I could never be more than a humble potterer, it was impossible to repress the wild upsurgings… — Ethel Smyth Copy Share Image
I have a project at HBO and one at the Family Channel coming that are being looked at. Aside from that I… — Gil Gerard Copy Share Image
A new poll shows that Tiger Woods' popularity has dropped from 85 percent to 33 percent. President Obama's popularity is also at… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
I want to get good enough so I can play in Mia Hamm's golf tournament for her foundation and have an event… — Ali Krieger Copy Share Image
That's what I've always been about is trying to shine a light on the game of golf and not push people away,… — Bryson DeChambeau Copy Share Image
“On Sunday at St St. Andrews in 2005, Tiger woke up with a two-stroke lead, and his warm-up on the practice range… — Hank Haney Copy Share Image
You go to work, tape five shows in one day and then go home and play golf for the rest of the… — Wink Martindale Copy Share Image
Some golfers fantasize about playing in a foursome with Arnold Palmer, Jack Nicklaus, and Sam Snead. The way I hit I'd rather… — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
You know when there's a star, like in show business, the star has her name in lights on the marquee! Right? And… — Babe Didrikson Zaharias Copy Share Image
You learn their honesty, you learn their competitiveness. You learn a lot about a person. It's not that they have to sink… — Donald Trump Copy Share Image
I never knew what top golf was like until I turned professional. Then it was too late. — Steve Melnyk Copy Share Image
I play duplicate bridge and I play golf and I go swimming once in a while. — John Paul Stevens Copy Share Image
If I had cleared the trees and drove the green, it would've been a great shot. — Sam Snead Copy Share Image
Golf was my vehicle to competition, and I can't play if I can't compete. — Jack Nicklaus Copy Share Image
Real golf is the 20 million people who play once a week or once a month. — Dan Jenkins Copy Share Image
I went to play golf and tried to shoot my age, but I shot my weight instead. — Bob Hope Copy Share Image
What's the point of washing off your ball when teeing off on a water hole? — Bruce Lansky Copy Share Image
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law. — H. G. Wells Copy Share Image
That's the best feeling in the world, is winning golf tournaments for me. — Patrick Cantlay Copy Share Image
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