Golf Quotes · Page 15

Nothing goes down slower than a golf handicap.

— Bobby Nichols

I've got a great life. It's a shame the work gets in the way of the golf, really.

— Len Goodman

I always say golf's a really good exposer of a player's personality.

— Stuart Appleby

You know what they say about big hitters...the woods are full of them.

— Jimmy Demaret

I'd rather play golf than go on to Wikipedia!

— Gylfi Sigurdsson

He hits the ball 130 yards and his jewelry goes 150.

— Bob Hope

“I have a great golf swing. I just wish I had someone to push me on it.”

— Jarod Kintz

I like the course, the history - everything about St. Andrews.

— Louis Oosthuizen

Golf, more than most games, has a number of clichés, often successfully disguised as 'tips'. Watch out!

— Kathy Whitworth

I don't want some mom whose son may have recently died to see the commander in chief playing golf,

— Anonymous

The object of a bunker or trap is not only to punish a physical mistake, to punish lack of control, but also…

— Charles B. Macdonald

I mean, I can actually say goodbye to the game of golf, never hit another golf shot the rest of my life…

— Greg Norman

Show me a man who is a good loser and Ill show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.

— Anonymous

You get to know more of the character of a man in a round of golf than in six months of political…

— David Lloyd George

The golf swing is among the most stressful and unnatural acts in sports, short of cheering for the Yankees.

— Brad Faxon

I would rather be of clear mind and decision with the wrong club than with an unclear mind and the right club.

— Walter Hagen

The long irons are the nemesis of the average golfer. I'm convinced that the underlying reason for this is that he keeps…

— Jack Nicklaus

I think the best thing is being able to play golf competitively for a living. Ever since I was a little boy,…

— Tiger Woods

You know, when you're trying to get better at golf, you're always measuring your game up against other people to see what…

— Lucas Black

The golf facet of my life doesn't go with the rest of my life, which is a rough-and-tumble life. I work in…

— Donald Trump

I can't wait to be that age and hanging out with a bunch of people hanging out all day playing golf and…

— Cameron Diaz

Jack Nicklaus liked to curve the ball by opening or closing the clubface at address. I never felt I was good enough…

— Lee Trevino

Golf is deceptively simple and endlessly complicated; it satisfies the soul and frustrates the intellect. It is at the same time rewarding…

— Arnold Palmer

The USGA doesn't want to recognize the fact that today's players are better than ever. They seem willing to do anything to…

— Hale Irwin

A perfectly straight shot with a big club is a fluke.

— Jack Nicklaus

Retire to what? I already play golf and fish for a living.

— Julius Boros

Do I have to know rules and all that crap? Then forget it.

— John Daly

That's life. The older you get, the tougher it is to score.

— Bob Hope

This place [Augusta National] rejects me like a skin transplant.

— Lee Trevino

Essentially, he has been retired since he was 21.

— Jack Nicklaus

If it wasn't for golf, I'd probably still be a caddy.

— George Archer

Write him off quick. I think that's the end of him, really. He's gone.

— Nick Faldo

I was happy working on my golf and doing a bit of fishing.

— Steve Clarke

Playing golf is like eating. It's something which has to come naturally.

— Sam Snead

I've always felt how players handle the pressure was the most interesting part of golf.

— Johnny Miller

A round of golf is the ideal antidote to stress.

— Bruce Forsyth

All I do is play music and golf - which one do you want me to give up?

— Willie Nelson

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends.

— Chi Chi Rodriguez

At Wimbledon there is a golf putting machine to play on in the locker room.

— Tim Henman

If I ever get bored with golf, I'm going to start over and play lefthanded.

— Michelle Wie