Bill has three goldfish. He buys two more. How many dogs live in London? — Louis C. K Copy Share Image
Your husband drinks too much if he says he never drinks alone, but considers the goldfish somebody. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
I hate reality shows like Big Brother and I'm A Celebrity. I'd rather watch a goldfish bowl. — Janet Street-Porter Copy Share Image
“I read that goldfish have a memory of five seconds. I envy them. My memory of Alex, my love for him, will… — Simone Elkeles Copy Share Image
“The dream state just before wakening when it seems perfectly logical for the goldfish not to like peeling its own potatoes on… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
Goldfish and hamsters and white mice and even the little seed in the Styrofoam cup-they all die. So do we. — Robert Fulghum Copy Share Image
“I find myself staring at the goldfish. Bright as a penny, he swims in circles, happy to be going nowhere.” — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
If you have any interests you can gain a wider audience for those interests while the goldfish bowl is yours! — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
It made him feel indispensable and needed - even if the fact that Jocelyn didn't appear to care wheather he slept in… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
And of course I don't go anywhere without my pet goldfish, Anthrax. I always tell security I'm carrying Anthrax. Yeah, sure I… — Stephen Colbert Copy Share Image
“one day the goldfish died, all five of them, they floated on the water, on their sides, their eyes still open, and… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Nothing seems true today except the death of the goldfish who used to make love at ninety kilometers an hour in the… — Anaïs Nin Copy Share Image
I've watched goldfish make babies, and ants execute earwigs. I've seen a fly deliver live young while having its head eaten by… — N.D. Wilson Copy Share Image
People aim for the stars, and they end up like goldfish in a bowl. I wonder if it wouldn't be simpler just… — Muriel Barbery Copy Share Image
I have pets, but they're the really ordinary sort - yellow Labrador, tabby cat, white rabbit, a few goldfish - that kind… — Graeme Base Copy Share Image
In the next shot the cameras zoomed to the fiancee who noticed the lights in the Czarina's room go out and the… — Pola Negri Copy Share Image
“There is a kidney-shaped fish pool outside the picture window. I cleaned it out and put in some large goldfish I bought… — William S. Burroughs Copy Share Image
“but nothing I ever gave was good for you; it was like white bread to goldfish. they cram and cram, and it… — Margaret Atwood Copy Share Image
I grew up around animals [seven horses, dogs and now a pet goldfish named Leila] and I'm rebelling against them not having… — Isabel Lucas Copy Share Image
Goldfish have no memory, I guess their lives are much like mine. And the little plastic castle is a surprise everytime. — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
places to hunt places to hide are getting harder to find, and pet canaries and goldfish too, did you notice that? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Performers are the neediest people in the world. Unless you've been in that goldfish bowl - nobody can judge unless they've worn… — Olivia Hussey Copy Share Image
Like a fish needs a bicycle. A goldfish riding a bicycle underwater. I need a man like a fish needs a bicycle. — Irina Dunn Copy Share Image
Goldfish in Chinese restaurants are there to draw in the gold, the money. — May Pang Copy Share Image
“Now and then goldfish splish and gleam, like new pennies dropped in water.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“My goldfish is swimming around all excited inside the fishbowl on the fridge so I reach up and drop a Valium in… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
me giving my mom romantic advice is kind of like a goldfish giving a snail advice on how to fly.” -Will Grayson… — David Levithan Copy Share Image
You never have a normal family relationship in the White House; it's an impossible thing to have. You live in a goldfish… — Eleanor Roosevelt Copy Share Image
I want to lie, shipwrecked and comatose, Drinking fresh mango juice. Goldfish shoals, nibbling at my toes. Fun fun fun in the… — Howard Goodall Copy Share Image
There's an old adage," he said, "translated from the ancient Coptic, that contains all the wisdom of the ages -- "Life is… — Beryl Markham Copy Share Image
I have a pet lizard named Puff, five goldfish - named Pinky, Brain, Jowels, Pearl and Sandy, an oscar fish named Chef,… — Chris Pratt Copy Share Image
“Perhaps one of the more creative promotions of all time was in 1969, when a marketer with the Procter & Gamble Company… — Mary Potter Kenyon Copy Share Image
“Goldfish get big enough only for the bowl you put them in. Bonsai trees twist in miniature. I would have given anything… — Jodi Picoult Copy Share Image
“and there was a fish pond a large one full of the fattest goldfish you ever saw and they were tame. they… — Charles Bukowski Copy Share Image
“Here I was, telling him a heartwarming story about my first and only pet, a goldfish that died the day after I… — Nicole Castle Copy Share Image
One can get very fond of the people one meets in bars. The trouble is they then appear sort of different in… — Alice Thomas Ellis Copy Share Image
“Japanese goldfish, With your gossamer tail, You are the loveliest creature I have ever seen." "Japanese kitten, Put your tongue back in… — Paul Gallico Copy Share Image
“Goldfish in their natural habitat never stop growing and can weigh as much as 30lbs if given full care. Yes. You read… — James Egan Copy Share Image
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