Wanna hear a joke about your girlfriend's p*ssy? Nevermind, you'll never get it... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I need to stop being mean to my girlfriend, but its not like I do it on purpose. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If he really loves you, he'd commit to you. Not by asking you to be his girlfriend, but by asking you to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do you tell me all the things you should be telling your girlfriend? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
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Your girlfriend's love advice is only as good as the relationship she is currently in. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real boyfriend knows how to value a relationship no matter how many girls come, he doesn't care because for him, his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Instead of being his girlfriend for a month or two, I'd rather be his friend for life — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you find a girl who's willing to go through hell just to keep your relationship going, you really shouldn't take her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A True Man Wouldn't Make His Girlfriend Jealous. Instead, He Would Make The Other Girls Jealous. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I would rather be just friends forever then be your girlfriend and break up, then lose you all together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girl asked me to do something to make her feel special...I bought that b*tch a wheelchair. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend told me to go out and get something that makes her look sexy...so I came back drunk. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Protect your girlfriend like your daughter, love her like a wife, and respect her like your mother. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A boy friend should make his girlfriend's pussy wet, not her eyes. A girlfriend should make her boyfriend's cock hard, not his… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A REAL girlfriend gon love you while you're broke. a HOE gon love you until you're broke. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You yo like every girl's pictures when you know they want to holla at you, are you trying to make your girlfriend… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why would you intentionally flirt with other women in public to make your girlfriend jealous when she's right next to you? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Without Dreams; we reach nothing; we feel nothing.And without god; we are nothing… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I want to be the girl who makes your bad days better, and the one that makes you say, 'My life has… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is mean to me most of the time; I still treat her nicely though because you don't bite the hand… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend should be your best friend... so don't treat her like a friend with benefits. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Females: You should never be okay with being the other woman. Especially if you he has a girlfriend. Its not cool to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If your girlfriend is feeling unhappy, unappreciated, or unimportant, there is something wrong. Give her the attention she deserves. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I miss you. not as a my boyfriend or girlfriend , not even as my friends. I miss the person who you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those girls who claim they'll "never be a crazy girlfriend," get a serious boyfriend, then just wait and see. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Unless your girlfriend is Rihanna, she's not gonna love the way you lie. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A true man wouldn't make his girlfriend jealous,instead, he would make the other girls jealous of her. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Dear boys, you should not make your girlfriend jealous of other girls instead you should make other girls jealous of your girlfriend! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend asked me to make her feel special...so I gave her a helmet and crayons. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you constantly do shit to try to make your girlfriend jealous. Of course all you're going to do is fight. Grow… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend doesn't go to her friends about her relationship problems. She would talk to her MAN about THEIR problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You should ever underestimate the power of your girlfriend. She has the ability to make anything your fault. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You're the craziest girl I've ever met, I guess that makes me even crazier for loving you the way I do. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its a boyfriends job to comfort his girlfriend and remind her everything's going to be okay when she is feeling down and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A real girlfriend doesn't complain when her man is on the XBOX, she sits there and goes 'OMG KILL HIM BABY!' — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The most damaging aspect of abuse is trauma to our heart and souls from being betrayed by the people that we love… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Being the best girlfriend to someone who just couldn't see that you were good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend is really good at texting and driving aka risking our lives. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A relationship without trust is like a phone without Service, all you can do is play games. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
