No, I'm not single. I am in a long distance relationship because my boyfriend/girlfriend lives in the future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You cheated on your beautiful girlfriend with a hoe that looks like Chewbacca? Good choice! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My girlfriend bought be a collared shirt for my birthday, mainly so I dont get too far ahead of her when she… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Real girlfriend will be on your ass, text you everyday, fight with you, cares about you, listens to you, and loves you… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
No matter how many times I say I hate you, just remember you're really the only thing that is holding me together. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
A true bf/gf is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
So why don't you have a girlfriend? you are a nice guy. well that's the problem, I am too nice while girls… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Your girlfriend is gorgeous and loyal. Why flirt with other girls? It's like throwing away your diamond, and picking up a rock. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ima sweat him , but never stress him ; he wanna have fun ? Then ima let him BUT if he entertain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Even though you think you could die for him, it's really not worth it. It makes you miserable for him to think… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Think about it. There must be higher love. Down in the heart or hidden in the stars above. Without it, life is… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know this is a double standard but why do guys go to clubs when they have a girlfriend? Girls can dance… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's great that you love your boyfriend/girlfriend, or that you are going to see him/her in __ days, but must you post… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As your girlfriend, you've just pissed me off. As your High Priestess, you've just insulted me. And as someone with a working… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Once in lifetime someone breaks your heart & if you still feel to hold that person with every broken piece…thats amazing pair… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Noo. I'm not jealous of your new girlfriend. Because she's dating a selfish unfaithful assshole that once was mine but without giving… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When a guy is dating this beautiful girl and treats her like crap and she ignores the guy that would treat her… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Remember that day, you said you were home but I saw you at the club you weren't alone you held her close,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why don't we talk anymore? He asked confused. I can't talk to you. She said tears running down her cheek. But why?… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“I dunno." She sat on the bench and hugged the robe like a pillow. "I still think that Brett guy is cute."… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My gorgeous girlfriend..Baby I love you with all my heart ik I sum fucked up in the past but it want happened… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why do girls get all bent out of shape when a man asks for a sandwich. When my girlfriend says fix my… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Telling a friend your over him & you don't care is a lie .. Because you know very well deep down ,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You blame her for being jealous of all of the other girls you talk to? You could tell her they're all just… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
