I'm not a comedian. I don't make things funny if they're not funny. I don't invent funny stuff. — Morgan Freeman Copy Share Image
If you are sad text me if you need to talk call me if you need money loose my number haha — My Freind Sky Copy Share Image
I allow a lot of room for improvisation and funny stuff. I always feel planned. — Michael Bay Copy Share Image
No they called it the Codex Merlini because it was written by a guy named Ralph. — Karen Chance Copy Share Image
“Writing was what saved the stutterer. It saved him the trouble of speaking.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“Wisdom of the Ages: "The Pope and Congress" It looks as if confidence in the American voter to exorcise the demons in… — Matthew D. Heines Copy Share Image
Ninety-eight per cent of laughter is nothing to do with jokes, which do not deserve to bear the weight of all the… — Arthur Smith Copy Share Image
I want to be known for my performances and doing my craft well, not for funny stuff I post on Twitter or… — Billy Magnussen Copy Share Image
You'll see a lot of funny stuff, you'll see a lot of daddy-knows-best stuff, you'll see a lot of me and my… — Russell Simmons Copy Share Image
Without sounding pretentious, if you get the emotional truth right, then you're set. Then the funny stuff you can pile on as… — Brett Goldstein Copy Share Image
I used to do pranks in college. I'd fill a trash can with water, lean it on my friends' doors, knock on… — Patrick Chung Copy Share Image
We've got a bunch of new writers now who tell me they grew up watching The Simpsons. It's bizarre, and they're writing… — Matt Groening Copy Share Image
Right now my favorite TV show - because it's too close to home - is 'My Name Is Earl.' That show kills… — Rodney Atkins Copy Share Image
Later, when I was at Caesar's Palace, and [Joe and Gil Cates] were trying to get me to have opening acts for… — David Copperfield Copy Share Image
It's a very appropriate show to be doing around Halloween because it's very dark and mysterious. There are some great chorus scenes… — James Marvel Copy Share Image
I started finding humor in everything. I used to watch a lot of TV, and I finally figured I didn't need to… — Andy Andrews Copy Share Image
I'm proud of 'The Hidden.' I feel like we took a B-movie and kind of turned it into an A-minus action movie.… — Kyle MacLachlan Copy Share Image
In every show that you see, there's some stuff that's funny and some stuff that is not, or there might be stuff… — Mandira Bedi Copy Share Image
To go from working with a group of people in a sketch-comedy show on a small network, where it was all about… — Ken Marino Copy Share Image
About 100 things that your kid will do that will surprise you and break your heart and it will be a combination… — Alan Thicke Copy Share Image
You're kidding, right?" Ezra barked. "We're not just going to wait." "I suppose we could help people clean up a bit," "Girl!"… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image
I'm definitely in the market for being uncool. There was some funny stuff, like the thing about making sure I show people… — Ryan Adams Copy Share Image
“Eric: But you already know... Greta: Well, yeah, but I still want us to have The Talk. All daughters get to have… — J.F. Lewis Copy Share Image
We [me and my husband] both had our things. Seth was the artist, I was the singer. We were like "You do… — Rachael MacFarlane Copy Share Image
Improv is more than just spitting out a bunch of funny stuff that's unrelated to the material. You have to stay in… — Wendi McLendon-Covey Copy Share Image
“Last semester was intense,” I said to Dad. “Intense?” he echoed, picking up my file. “Let’s see. On your first day at… — Rachel Hawkins Copy Share Image
The three main leads [in Townies] were Lauren [ Graham] and Jenna [Elfman] and Molly [Ringwald], and then Ron Livingston was on… — Eric McCormack Copy Share Image
No one wants to read a story where I saw a cute puppy on the street and I petted it. I mean,… — Tucker Max Copy Share Image
Champagne's funny stuff. I'm used to whiskey. Whiskey is a slap on the back, and champagne's a heavy mist before my eyes. — James Stewart Copy Share Image
I think people like comedies and I think concept driven comedies seem to be working when it's a clear concept and you… — Todd Phillips Copy Share Image
[Numbers] made me feel like a real person instead of a guy who shows up for two days on a movie, does… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
I haven't been offered a lot of comedy. In theater, I've done quite a bit of comedy or dramas that included a… — Mireille Enos Copy Share Image
“Apparently, one of your mates having his dick hacked off and set on fire was some pretty fucking funny stuff in hell.” — Mark Tufo Copy Share Image
You never think of films being really creepy that you're in because you just remember the funny stuff. — Pell James Copy Share Image
If you don't do stupid things when your young, then you won't have funny stuff to talk about when you get old. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I say funny stuff in my songs sometimes, but it's still all in the seriousness of the music and the craft. — Rich Brian Copy Share Image
I never felt any pressure to be funny. A lot of the funny stuff I did was more off-the-cuff. I might be… — Jimmy Bullard Copy Share Image
I come from a background of hanging out with friends and shooting videos with them, with funny stuff coming out of the… — Michael Patrick Jann Copy Share Image
![“Later, when I was at Caesar's Palace, and [Joe and Gil Cates] were trying to get me to have opening acts for the show, they gave me a list of people, and Rosie O'Donnell was one of them. I said, "I don't really need any opening acts. I have funny stuff in the show, and I do a lot of comedy and…” quote by David Copperfield](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/cee/david-copperfield-2966_comedy_later-when-i-was-at-caesar-s-palace-and_1394350.jpg)
![“We [me and my husband] both had our things. Seth was the artist, I was the singer. We were like "You do your thing, I'll do my thing and never the two shall meet." I think we had a healthy competition going through our childhood. But I sort of left the funny stuff to him, I said "You're the…” quote by Rachael MacFarlane](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/f77/rachael-macfarlane-40743_art_we-me-and-my-husband-both-had-our-things_2587513.jpg)
![“The three main leads [in Townies] were Lauren [ Graham] and Jenna [Elfman] and Molly [Ringwald], and then Ron Livingston was on it as well. There was a lot of people to write funny stuff for.” quote by Eric McCormack](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/77e/eric-mccormack-2915_funny-stuff_the-three-main-leads-in-townies-were-lau_1706615.jpg)
![“[Numbers] made me feel like a real person instead of a guy who shows up for two days on a movie, does some funny stuff, and then doesn't see anybody until the premiere.” quote by David Krumholtz](https://sms4smile.com/q/img-quotes/a64/david-krumholtz-7751_doe_numbers-made-me-feel-like-a-real-person_2210620.png)
