I don't know what to say so I'll just say what's in my heart...badoom, badoom, badoom. — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
So, if you feel a smile begin, don't leave it undetected, let's start an epidemic quick, and get the world infected! — Russell Conwell Copy Share Image
Maybe it's true that life begins at fifty. But everything else starts to wear out, fall out, or spread out. — Phyllis Diller Copy Share Image
If you can't get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you'd best teach it to dance. — George Bernard Shaw Copy Share Image
It's been a funny life for me. Sometimes I feel I haven't done a lot of living. — Joanna Cassidy Copy Share Image
When asked "If you could meet any famous person living or dead," I always ask whether the dead person would be alive… — Ashish Chauhan Copy Share Image
I came into this world black, naked and ugly. And no matter how much I accumulate here, it's a short journey. I… — Screamin' Jay Hawkins Copy Share Image
it's a funny life. Either you don't make a red cent and you have all the time in the world, or else… — Gabrielle Roy Copy Share Image
Life is a nacho. It can be yummy-crunchy or squishy-yucky. It just depends on how long it takes for you to start… — John Updike Copy Share Image
People always think I'm this zany character. But I think I just see the funny side of life, I don't see the… — Ainsley Harriott Copy Share Image
Life is a crowded superhighway with bewildering cloverleaf exits on which a man is liable to find himself speeding back in the… — Peter De Vries Copy Share Image
