Shoutout to all the '90s kids: We never needed alot, we just needed enough. — Raghib Clitso Copy Share Image
Don't cry because its over, smile because his new girlfriend looks like a horse. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Rule 1: I am always right. Always. Rule 2: If you think I am wrong, please read Rule 1. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When someone is laughing so much and it sounds so funny you laugh at their laugh. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Those who say Im facebook famouse Shit see you at school in one corner, lonly asFuck — Rolando Barajas Copy Share Image
*A nerdy guys phone goes off* Jock: Who was that, your girlfriend? *Everyone laughs* Nerd: Nope. It was yours. *Dead silence* — Anonymous Copy Share Image
BOY : Wen I was a kid I was afraid 2 show my report card . . . . . Friend: Now… — Vishnu Copy Share Image
How times have changed. NOw, 10 year old girls crying, because they broke up with their boyfriends . . . . .… — ViShNu Copy Share Image
Facebook: *Scrolling down your newsfeed thinking:* don't care'' Whore Your life sucks Song lyrics Inside joke? Needs a therapist. — Jeanette Kobayashi Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you pretend to die in front your siblings and they beat the shit out of you to prove… — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Don't forget Comic Relief this year. Just ã5 can help a disabled African learn the difference between an intruder and his girlfriend !! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I guess, one thing I've learned in life is to never invest too much emotion on one thing. 'Coz if you do,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I swear, if someone says another, Why so serious pun on me one more time I will go murder Heath Ledger in… — Ryan Cardenas Copy Share Image
Message sent failed. Would you like to retry? Well, OBVIOUSLY, I was sending it for a reason. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
Sharks aren't the bad guys. If some stranger entered my house in just a Speedo, I would attack him too.. — Alisa Gattus Copy Share Image
TEACHER: It's better to fail than to cheat! ME: LOL no, it's better to cheat than to repeat. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Why did Princes Diana cross the road? Because she wasn't wearing her seatbelt. — Carlin Whisler Copy Share Image
Im constantly looking at my phone like it has the answers to all lifes problems. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We don't choose the person we fall for, It usually hits us like a bullet Then BANG! We bleed.. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
