I've had this black suit on. Roaming around like I'm ready for a funeral. — Frank Ocean Copy Share Image
If my sister died...Im dying too...So gone head and start plannin my funeral! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
To Harry Secombe: I hope you die first as I don't want you singing at my funeral. — Spike Milligan Copy Share Image
Always go to other peoples funerals, otherwise they wont come to yours. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Just open your eyes, just open your eyes and see that life is beautiful. Will you swear on your life.That no one… — Sixx AM Copy Share Image
In the city a funeral is just an interruption of traffic; in the country it is a form of popular entertainment. — George Ade Copy Share Image
Boros is not with the team today because he's attending his daughter's funeral. Oh, wait, it's her wedding. — Jerry Coleman Copy Share Image
I remember from my father's funeral that the minister kept using a metaphor about life of a prism. And I took that… — Anna Deavere Smith Copy Share Image
My biggest blast-off hit was 'You Raise Me Up.' If you ever have a wedding or a funeral, it's a good pick. — Josh Groban Copy Share Image
“Give me a funeral over a wedding any day,.' said Uncle Montague with a sigh. 'The conversation is almost always superior.” — Chris Priestley Copy Share Image
But there, everything has its drawbacks, as the man said when his mother-in-law died, and they came down upon him for the… — Jerome K. Jerome Copy Share Image
The formal Washington dinner party has all the spontaneity of a Japanese imperial funeral. — Simon Hoggart Copy Share Image
Orthodox Christians have the habit of claiming all great men, all men who have held important positions, men of reputation, men of… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
You broke me bodily. The heart ain't the half of it, And I'll never learn to laugh at it In my good… — Ani DiFranco Copy Share Image
“When I enter the theater and there is a show onstage, it makes me feel safe in the knowledge that the world… — Amy Poehler Copy Share Image
“I narrate the story but he dies off-stage between commercials. A washing machine ad later, we are dressed in our funereal best.… — Thomm Quackenbush Copy Share Image
To expiate the pain of losing her firstborn son in the Iraq war, Cindy Sheehan decided to cheer herself up by engaging… — Ann Coulter Copy Share Image
More knowledge may be gained of a man's real character by a short conversation with one of his servants than from a… — Samuel Johnson Copy Share Image
If at my funeral they're talking about my boxing stories, I'd be disappointed because this is just a springboard for when I'm… — Mark de Mori Copy Share Image
A funeral is not death, any more than baptism is birth or marriage union. All three are the clumsy devices, coming now… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“The funeral was beautiful. I didn't mind it, really. It wasn't exactly Pop's funeral, to me. When I'd been alone with him,… — Fredric Brown Copy Share Image
Think of the glory. Think of your reputation. Think how great it'll look on your next resume." On my cenotaph, you mean.… — Lois McMaster Bujold Copy Share Image
She pictured herself running from a hoard of ravenous zombies on a hot day eventually collapsing from heatstroke and getting devoured. Then… — Brandon Mull Copy Share Image
The soul comes from without into the human body, as into a temporary abode, and it goes out of it anew it… — Ralph Waldo Emerson Copy Share Image
They all broke the rules. They all crossed into forbidden territory. They all tampered with the laws that lay down who should… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Nine Years Under is a sparkling debut--- brimming with love and bursting with life. Booker's Baltimore is equal parts The Wire and… — Tayari Jones Copy Share Image
“When the animals entered the Ark in pairs, one may imagine that allied species made much private remark on each other, and… — George Eliot Copy Share Image
Had he been willing to live a hypocrite, he would have been respectable, he at least could have died surrounded by other… — Robert Green Ingersoll Copy Share Image
